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As Seen All Over
The Internet
Loved by celebrities, comedians, influencers, and regular dickheads like you and me.
MILLIONS OF VIEWS
20 Million +
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90 Million +
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“A phallic laser pointer is at the center of the Jamie Foxx birthday dinner dispute, & turns out his beef was with folks from Jackass”
Trump Signs Order For Penis Laser
“That’s a big one!”
I can now shine a cartoon penis on anything at any time.
I always like to share products I find useful in my life and this is a Dick Lazer
“I bought that Penis Lazer…
I got several, you want one?”
- Charlamagne tha God
Ben Affleck - “That’s Hilarious”
Mega Viral Trevi Fountain Video - “35+ Million Views”
Bars & Clubs
Low lights, big laughs. Instant party legend status. Icebreaker Magic.
Office Pranks
White Elephant Exchanges
At Home
Birthday Gifts
Bachelor Parties
College Dorms & Frat/Sorority Houses
Concerts & Festivals
Features That Go
Beyond The Joke
Business on one end, pleasure on the other.
Project 5
Hilarious Dicks
Because different moments call for different dicks.
Modern Charging
USB rechargeable so it’s always ready for action.
Multi-Tool Lighting
Flashlight + blacklight + red dot built in
Pocket-Sized
Design
Take it anywhere. Use it everywhere. Regret nothing.
People Aren’t Just Buying It.
They’re Going Viral With It.
Brian A.
I need this for the "Instagram influencers" at my gym
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John G.
Lol. If only they had these when I was in school
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Samuel C.
Never knew i needed a dick laser.
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Eric J.
Take my money
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Mark A.
Perfect stocking stuffer lol
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George D.
Elsa R. 😂😂😂😂 wish we had this at the office
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Frequently Asked
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Jasey B.
I need the link to this laser...
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