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“A phallic laser pointer is at the center of the Jamie Foxx birthday dinner dispute, & turns out his beef was with folks from Jackass”

Trump Signs Order For Penis Laser

“That’s a big one!”

I can now shine a cartoon penis on anything at any time.

I always like to share products I find useful in my life and this is a Dick Lazer

“I bought that Penis Lazer…
I got several, you want one?”
- Charlamagne tha God

Ben Affleck - “That’s Hilarious”

Mega Viral Trevi Fountain Video - “35+ Million Views”

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Where To Use It

A dick for every occasion...

Where To Use It

a dick for every occasion...

Flaccid
Curvy
Chode
Regular
Skinny
Device

Bars & Clubs

Low lights, big laughs. Instant party legend status. Icebreaker Magic.

Office Pranks

White Elephant Exchanges

At Home

Birthday Gifts

Bachelor Parties

College Dorms & Frat/Sorority Houses

Concerts & Festivals

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Features That Go
Beyond The Joke

Business on one end, pleasure on the other.

Project 5
Hilarious Dicks

Because different moments call for different dicks.

Modern
Charging

USB rechargeable so it’s always ready for action.

Multi-Tool
Lighting

Flashlight + blacklight + red dot built in

Pocket-Sized
Design

Take it anywhere. Use it everywhere. Regret nothing.

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People Aren’t Just Buying It.
They’re Going Viral With It.

Worth the money for the laughs

I bought this ridiculous laser pointer to bring to a birthday party—it absolutely stole the show. If you're going to any party where lights, absurdity, or general nonsense is encouraged—get one. It’s the dumbest best decision I made all month.

David Stone. Verified Buyer

A solid “10” across the board!!

I’m 64 years old female, but I still think like a kid. Nobody sees stuff like this coming from me which makes it funnier when I get caught or admit it… lol. This toy is a lot of fun and even my cats are getting a lot of enjoyment out of the laser light. A solid 10 across the board.

Lori Ellis. Verified Buyer

Super Happy, Great Quality and OHHHHHH WHAT FUN!

I was rather reluctant to purchase something yet again off of FB. I decided to order anyway. Speed of light shipping and the quality of the lazer is excellent. I am beyond satisfied. Can't wait to go in public to use this thing. Love, love, love my dick (lazer)

Renee Tierney. Verified Buyer

Hilarious and would buy again

Definitely worth the purchase. Husband and son use it everywhere we go on unsuspecting victims. We have a good laugh everytime.

Katherine Baker. Verified Buyer

Dicks everywhere

This is a must have product to bring out with the boys. Have a few beers and dicks start showing up everywhere. Great times and great laughs. You guys nailed this product. Bought a few more for my friends.

JEFF CAMERON. Verified Buyer

Ri-DICK-ulously Cool

I just can’t stop grabbing my dick and flashing it around. Everybody else wants to hold my dick too. They will just have to get their own because it’s hard for me to let go. Thanks for the fun!

Barbara O’Connor Verified Buyer

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Jasey B.

I need the link to this laser...

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Brian A.

I need this for the "Instagram influencers" at my gym

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John G.

Lol. If only they had these when I was in school

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Samuel C.

Never knew i needed a dick laser.

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Eric J.

Take my money

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Mark A.

Perfect stocking stuffer lol

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George D.

Elsa R. 😂😂😂😂 wish we had this at the office

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Frequently Asked
Questions

What exactly is a Dick Lazer?

The Dick Lazer is a hilarious laser pointer that projects 5 different penis shapes.

Shine them on walls, ceilings, friends, bars, parties, or anywhere that could use a little chaos.

Perfect for:

  • Bachelorette parties
  • White elephant gifts
  • Bachelor parties
  • Bars & nights out
  • College dorms
  • Pranking your friends
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