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Official BOOB Lazer
Official BOOB Lazer
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Who doesn't love boobs? Shine 'em everywhere!
Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...
FEATURES: 5 hilarious boobs, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by BOOB Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how BOOB Lazers are used. BOOB Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
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from 397 reviewsThe pictures are clear to see and vibrant. We had so much fun with the naughty lazer as well.

Dick lazer is awesome!! So many Dicks to choose from. It has great distance. Lazer Dicks on side of neighbors house perfectly. More distance the bigger the Dick gets. Totally satisfied 🫡🫡

This rating scale should be in dicks, not stars. Either way I give it 5 dicks. You couldn't ask for a classier way to put a smile on people faces. Or should I say a dick on their face. Either way they end up with both. Nice job dick lazers. All you need now is a to mount one to a shark.

They advertise a simple 5 D*ck Lazer. Received an absolute UNIT. Not only is is USB Rechargeable, so you're not messing with tiny batteries. It also comes with a pretty decent flashlight and blacklight (for bills) on the opposite end. Definitely worth every penny!

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So, I am an old Veteran that likes to hang out at my local mall. I use this pointer in the food court as people try to eat. I use my friends store as cover, and so far have not been caught. Hours of fun, and its rechargeable too!!

Dude. I got this on a whim, as I’m sure most do. When it got here, I broke it out with my teenage son and I don’t know that we’ve laughed that much together in a long time. Lean into the stupid and it’s a lot more fun than expected. Thanks!

The joy it brings to peoples lives. Dick lazer! ===D~~

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Yeww! So glad you're enjoying the BOOB Lazer! Everybody loves BOOBS!
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Thanks for the review Darren! Hope you keep shining D's and having fun!
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Thanks for the review Ismael! Hope you keep enjoying that BOOB Lazer!
This is the best lazer pointer a man can have. Already got people at work with it and now gonna have some fun in Florida with the boys while they preview there new brewery!!!
Yewwww! Glad you're having some D Lazer fun! Keep creating laughter! Tag us on IG @dick_lazers !!!
I take my dick lasers with me everywhere. Never know when an opportunity will pop up. I only wish there were different colors, like blue and green.
Thanks for the review Josh! Stoked to hear that you're enjoying your Lazers and having fun!
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