Expanding Brain Meme: 1. Dicks 2. Lazers 3. Dick Lazers!!!

Dick Lazers was founded by a couple of regular guys who think dicks are funny. We love dicks... and lasers. Back in the day, all the funny kids aimed laser pointers at their teachers and other kids. They also drew dicks everywhere and figured out ways to put dicks on other kids. Genius. We were those funny kids. And we figured out a way to marry the laser pointer and the dick. Thus, the Dick Lazer was born!

Dick Lazers can be shined anywhere at anytime. Our dicks shine bright enough to make an impact in the day and night. Shine them in the office, in class, at your Bachelorette Party, at your neighbor's window, in the dorms... basically anywhere that a laugh is needed.

Enjoy, laugh, and spread dicks.