Terms & Conditions

Terms and Conditions 

Disclaimers: 

1. YOU must be 18+ years of age to enter, view, and use our website. YOU must be 18+ years old to make a purchase.
2. NEVER point your laser at any other person or at an animal. 
3. NEVER point your laser at any Aircraft, Motor Vehicle, Law Enforcement person or vehicle, or at buildings. It is not only dangerous, but illegal.  
4. NEVER point your laser at yourself or someone else. 
5. AVOID shining your laser in the eyes of any person or animal.
6. NEVER use your laser in an overly crowded indoor setting. 
7. NEVER allow children to handle these lasers unsupervised. 
8. NEVER use your laser on reflective or semi-reflective surfaces. 
9. NEVER insert the laser into your or anyone else's body. 
10. BE CAREFUL. Lasers produce very bright dense light and are not toys. 
11. Products contain small pieces, including protective pieces which can easily be  removed or fall off, and small batteries. These items pose a potential choking hazard to small children and animals. Do not put items in your mouth. Do not allow children to play with devices. 

Terms of Use: 

Must be 18 years or older to purchase and use.If we discover that you are not of  legal age to order our products, we reserve the right to cancel your order. Do  not use your laser around persons under the age of 18. 

Anyone who purchases or uses our products acknowledges and understands that they use the product at their own risk. We, and all companies related to our products are not responsible for any physical injury or harm caused to oneself or others except as provided by the laws of your state. 

Users of our website and/or products are responsible for their own behavior. Please act responsibly and comply with all laws. We and all companies related to us are not responsible for any consequences associated with the usage and behavior of our product’s user. 

Our product is battery charged. Please be conscientious of all hazards surrounding small batteries. Products have a limited lifetime. Please recycle and dispose of your product appropriately when the battery runs out or you are finished with your product. 

Be responsible. Be silly. And have fun. 

Terms and Conditions Continued: 

1. This website, www.dicklazers.com, (the “Website”) permits users like you to purchase our products, in accordance with the terms of these Terms and Conditions set forth above and below.

(a) Please read these terms and conditions carefully. If and when you purchase any  of our products, you are agreeing to these terms and conditions without modification.  If and when you use our website, you are also agreeing to these terms and conditions. If you do not want to agree to them, then do not purchase our products and/or discontinue your use of our website.  

(b) By entering our website, you warrant and represent that you are at least 18 years old and that you have the legal authority to agree to these terms and  conditions. Should you give any of our products to others, whether for use or  otherwise, you agree to inform them of the terms and conditions herein.  

(c)  Privacy Policy. Your access to the Website and your purchase of any of our  Products shall also be governed by our Privacy Policy. Our Privacy Policy describes how we collect and use the information you post to our Website or otherwise provide to us.

2. Updates to the Terms and Conditions: WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO AMEND THE WEBSITE AND THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS IN ITS SOLE DISCRETION AT ANY TIME. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MONITORING THE WEBSITE FOR CHANGES. We may add or discontinue any Term, Condition or Product at any time. 
3. Prohibited Uses. 

(a) You may only use the Website and purchase Products for legal use. 

(b) You shall not use the Website or Products: (i) to harass, intimidate, embarrass, or threaten any person, (ii) for any illegal, libelous, obscene, pornographic, or illegal purpose, or (iii) in a manner that violates any laws, rules, or regulations. 

(c) Any text, images and/or other material (collectively, "Materials") found within the pages of our website are our property and may not be copied, reproduced, republished, downloaded, posted, broadcast or transmitted in any way except for your own personal non-commercial use. You agree not to adapt, alter or create any derivative work from any Materials contained in this site. 

(d) We do not grant you any licenses or ownership rights in any  Intellectual Property or Materials. , 

4. Orders. You must be at least 18 years old to enter our website and/or to order any products. Some products offered on our website may be illegal to purchase and/ or use or possess in your state. You are solely responsible for knowing all applicable federal, state, and local laws 
5. Legal Disclaimers. We and our related companies offer no legal advice regarding the federal, state and local laws applicable to your purchase of our  products. We have provided general information herein to you of laws that may affect your purchase. It is your responsibility as the buyer to ascertain and obey all applicable international, federal, state, and local laws concerning the purchase, ownership, use, and possession of any of our products sold to you on our website. 
6. Return Policy. All orders are final. We do not offer refunds. Once payment  has been processed, an order cannot be canceled. Should any product not work, you can contact us with any concerns at the email or telephone number listed in the “contact us” section of the Website. 
7. Payment. Payment is required at time of purchase. 
8. Shipping. We make no guarantees about shipping times. We will attempt to ship out orders as soon as possible; however, we are not responsible for any  delays. 

9. Missing or Lost Parcels. We are not responsible for the reimbursement, replacement, or re-shipment of parcels that are deemed missing or lost. Each parcel receives a tracking number and you can file the appropriate claim with the carrier. 
10. Representations and Warranties. By placing an order, you warrant and represent that you will use the Products in a lawful manner and that you are of legal age to purchase and use the Products. 
11. Indemnification. You shall defend, indemnify, and hold us harmless, and our affiliates, and their employees, managers, members, officers, related  companies, owners, shareholders, directors, agents, representatives, contractors, insurers, attorneys, successors, and assigns from and against all claims, demands, judgments, losses, liabilities, damages, costs, fees, expenses, including, without limitation, attorneys’ fees, expert witness fees, and court costs, arising out of your (a) unauthorized use of the Website, Products, or Intellectual Property, or (b) any other breach of these Terms and Conditions. 
12. Disclaimer of Warranties.

(a) EXCEPT AS OTHERWISE EXPRESSLY STATED HEREIN, (A) ACCESS TO THE WEBSITE AND THE PRODUCTS ARE ON AN “AS IS” BASIS, WITHOUT ANY WARRANTIES, EXPRESS, IMPLIED, STATUTORY OR OTHERWISE. WE  SPECIFICALLY DISCLAIM ANY IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT OF ANY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHT OF ANY THIRD PARTY IN CONNECTION WITH YOUR ACCESS TO THE WEBSITE AND OUR PRODUCTS. EXCEPT AS EXPRESSLY STATED HEREIN, WE DO NOT WARRANT THAT THE WEBSITE OR ANY THE PRODUCTS WILL MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS OR REQUIREMENTS, OR THAT THE CONTENT OF THE WEBSITE OR METHOD OF DELIVERY WILL BE FREE OF ERROR (INCLUDING DESCRIPTIONS OF THE  PRODUCTS, STATEMENTS, DOWNLOAD SPEED, WEBSITE DOWNTIME, OUTAGES, AND/OR INTERNET CONNECTIVITY OR SECURITY), OR THAT DEFECTS THEREIN WILL BE

CORRECTED. THE PROVISIONS OF THIS SECTION SHALL BE IN EFFECT TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW. 

13. Limitations of Liability. 

(a) WE SHALL NOT BE LIABLE TO YOU OR ANY OTHER PARTY FOR LOST PROFITS, LOSS OF BUSINESS, SPECIAL, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, EVEN IF A PARTY HAS BEEN PREVIOUSLY ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. OUR TOTAL LIABILITY, AND YOUR SOLE AND EXCLUSIVE REMEDY FOR ANY CLAIM UNDER THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS, SHALL NOT EXCEED THE TOTAL AMOUNT PAID BY YOU FOR ANY PRODUCT PURCHASED. THE PROVISIONS OF THIS SECTION SHALL BE IN EFFECT TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW. 

14. Independent Parties. Nothing herein shall create an employer-employee, partner, joint venturer or agent relationship between you and us. 
15. These terms and conditions and the Privacy Policy, and references to pages and sections on the Website, contain all of the terms related to the use of our website  and the purchase of any of our products and supersedes any and all other terms and conditions and agreements, whether oral or in writing. In the event of a conflict between these terms and conditions and our Privacy Policy/pages, these terms and  conditions shall prevail.  
16. Arbitration Clause/Dispute Resolution. This Agreement and Privacy Policy shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of California, without regard to any applicable conflicts or choice of law provisions. Neither the United Nations Convention on Contracts for the International Sale of Goods (“CISG”) nor the Uniform Computer Information Transactions Act (“UCITA”) shall apply. For any dispute arising out of or in connection with this Agreement or the Privacy Policy, the parties hereto irrevocably consent to binding arbitration in Los Angeles, California, under the Commercial Rules of the American Arbitration Association, and the parties hereby waive any objection that arbitration in such city is inconvenient. You understand that you hereby agree to waive any right you may have to a trial by jury. You hereby agree to waive any right you may have to participate in any class, collective, group, or representative action or proceeding arising out of or in connection with this Agreement or the Privacy Policy. The prevailing party in any such arbitration action shall be entitled to collect from the non-prevailing party, in addition to any award, all reasonable costs, fees, and expenses, including, without limitation, attorneys’ fees and court costs.