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Finally Be Funny
BUY NOW!Embarrass your neighbors on their evening walk. Spice up the drive-in movie. Make your buddy laugh when they're feeling down. Shine it on the head of the office dickhead.
- Gag Gifts
- Bachelorette Parties
- Office & Classroom Pranks
- College Fun: Dorms & Frats
The Gag Gift of the Century 🍌
BUY NOWWant to be the funniest person in the room? Well now you can with Dick Lazers! The revolutionary laser pointer that projects 5 dicks. Be bold. Be bad. Be brilliant.
What For? bachelorette parties, gag gifts, office/classroom pranks, sorority/fraternity fun, birthday gifts, Christmas & white elephant presents, and anywhere a laugh is needed!
Teste-monials
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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Nik Bhatt
Best gag gift ever! I love my dick lazer! I got it for myself because I thought it was so darn funny.
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🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 Kristyn Wiliams
Great bachelorette party gift! I got Dick Lazers for all of the bridesmaids and we had so much fun!
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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Keith Datu
If only I had this when I was a kid! So much fun playing jokes in the office.
![HIGH QUALITY & FUNCTIONAL: The red dot laser is useful for presentations, flashlight feature omits high-powered white light, and blacklight feature is great for inspecting money, ID's and more. It's made from lightweight stainless steel and comes with a USB charger. 1.4 oz, 5 in. Image of bachelorette party, the dick lazer flashlight / laser shooting a dick.](http://dicklazers.com/cdn/shop/files/197644581641.png?v=1701047173&width=1946)
Dick Lazers
The Official Dick Lazer
![HIGH QUALITY & FUNCTIONAL: The red dot laser is useful for presentations, flashlight feature omits high-powered white light, and blacklight feature is great for inspecting money, ID's and more. It's made from lightweight stainless steel and comes with a USB charger. 1.4 oz, 5 in. Image of bachelorette party, the dick lazer flashlight / laser shooting a dick.](http://dicklazers.com/cdn/shop/files/197644581641.png?v=1701047173&width=1946)
![HIGH QUALITY & FUNCTIONAL: The red dot laser is useful for presentations, flashlight feature omits high-powered white light, and blacklight feature is great for inspecting money, ID's and more. It's made from lightweight stainless steel and comes with a USB charger. 1.4 oz, 5 in. Image of bachelorette party, the dick lazer flashlight / laser shooting a dick.](http://dicklazers.com/cdn/shop/files/197644581641.png?v=1701047173&width=1445)
![NEW PRANK INVENTION: Bring laughter with a laser pen that projects 5 penises. Shine them at your friends and enemies. Be the life of the party and prank your friends. Create a funny memory that everyone will remember. This image shows the 5 dicks images that the dick laser projects.](http://dicklazers.com/cdn/shop/files/Artboard1.png?v=1701047173&width=1445)
![This image shows the dick lazer shining penises at the bar, at the club, at a festival, and at a cat. Great for any event, bring the dick laser to stir up some fun and surprise your friends!](http://dicklazers.com/cdn/shop/files/4Stills.png?v=1701047173&width=1445)
![GREAT GIFT IDEA: gag gifts, novelty gifts, birthday, bachelorette party, Halloween, father's day, Christmas stocking stuffer, white elephant, party favor, gifts for him and her. This image shows the Dick Laser shining in two scenes: a bachelorette party and friends hanging at the bar. The people are very excited by the dick laser.](http://dicklazers.com/cdn/shop/files/Lifestyle.png?v=1701047173&width=1445)
![Where to shine? USES: Office pranks, college fraternity & sorority fun, bar & club shenanigans, pranking friends, hilarious bachelorette party favor, and more. Light up the party once it gets dim! There are images of office/classroom, bachelorette, cats/dogs/pets, bar/club/party.](http://dicklazers.com/cdn/shop/files/WheretoShine.png?v=1701047173&width=1445)
![Infographic of the Dick Lazers. Rotate to pick 5 dicks, Click to turn on dicks, Slide for black light, flashlight, red dot. USB-C Charging port and cord included. Projects 5 Dicks!](http://dicklazers.com/cdn/shop/files/Devicedetails.png?v=1701047173&width=1445)
![Here are testimonials. "best gag gift ever! I love my dick lazer! I got it for myself because I thought it was so darn funny." "Great bachelorette party gift-I got dick lazers for all of the bridesmaids and we had so much fun!" "If only I had this when I was a kid! So much fun playing jokes in the office."](http://dicklazers.com/cdn/shop/files/Testimonials.png?v=1701047173&width=1445)
![This Gif shows a hand pointing the dicklaser which projects 5 different dicks. Gay dicks, college dicks, frat dicks, LGBTQ dicks, everyone’s welcome!](http://dicklazers.com/cdn/shop/products/5-Dicks.gif?v=1701047173&width=1445)
![The Official Dick Lazer](http://dicklazers.com/cdn/shop/products/Purple-_-Flashlight-Product-Image.gif?v=1701047173&width=1445)
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Dick Lazers
The Official BOOB Lazer
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