Finally Be Funny

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Embarrass your neighbors on their evening walk. Spice up the drive-in movie. Make your buddy laugh when they're feeling down. Shine it on the head of the office dickhead.

  • Gag Gifts
  • Bachelorette Parties
  • Office & Classroom Pranks
  • College Fun: Dorms & Frats

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  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Nik Bhatt

    Best gag gift ever! I love my dick lazer! I got it for myself because I thought it was so darn funny.

  • 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 Kristyn Wiliams

    Great bachelorette party gift! I got Dick Lazers for all of the bridesmaids and we had so much fun!

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Keith Datu

    If only I had this when I was a kid! So much fun playing jokes in the office.

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