• NEW PRANK INVENTION: Bring laughter with a laser pen that projects 5 penises. Shine them at your friends and enemies. Be the life of the party and prank your friends. Create a funny memory that everyone will remember. This image shows the 5 dicks images that the dick laser projects.
  • This image shows the dick lazer shining penises at the bar, at the club, at a festival, and at a cat. Great for any event, bring the dick laser to stir up some fun and surprise your friends!
  • GREAT GIFT IDEA: gag gifts, novelty gifts, birthday, bachelorette party, Halloween, father's day, Christmas stocking stuffer, white elephant, party favor, gifts for him and her. This image shows the Dick Laser shining in two scenes: a bachelorette party and friends hanging at the bar. The people are very excited by the dick laser.
  • Where to shine? USES: Office pranks, college fraternity & sorority fun, bar & club shenanigans, pranking friends, hilarious bachelorette party favor, and more. Light up the party once it gets dim! There are images of office/classroom, bachelorette, cats/dogs/pets, bar/club/party.
  • Infographic of the Dick Lazers. Rotate to pick 5 dicks, Click to turn on dicks, Slide for black light, flashlight, red dot. USB-C Charging port and cord included. Projects 5 Dicks!
  • Here are testimonials. "best gag gift ever! I love my dick lazer! I got it for myself because I thought it was so darn funny." "Great bachelorette party gift-I got dick lazers for all of the bridesmaids and we had so much fun!" "If only I had this when I was a kid! So much fun playing jokes in the office."
  • This is a video demonstrating the Dick Lazer novelty item, gag gift features. The laser will make you the funniest person in the room when you shine it at parties, bachelerette celebrations, reunions, funerals, etc.
  • This video is of the impressive red dot laser pen feature of the dicklaser. The laser projects over one thousand feet, making it an effective presentation accessory tool.
  • This Gif shows a hand pointing the dicklaser which projects 5 different dicks. Gay dicks, college dicks, frat dicks, LGBTQ dicks, everyone’s welcome!
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THE ORIGINAL

The Official Dick Lazer

The Official Dick Lazer

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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...

FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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In love

I have had more fun with this dick then I had with my first two husbands.highly recommend,the laughs just keep coming.

Holly
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The Official Dick Lazer

Totally worth it!!

Patrick Cottingham
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The Official Dick Lazer

Works surprisingly well on all surfaces and the blacklight and flash lights were nice touches. Definitely a great buy and gift

Colton Thomson
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The Official Dick Lazer
Great novelty gift

Bought several for Christmas party gift presents and they were a big hit. My only wish was that the last when used in novelty mode was brighter. I understand the challenge of that, but I would sacrifice the normal laser pointer in order to make other brighter.

Customer
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Fun Gag Gift

But these naughty lazer pointers for a couple guys at work. We work in a firehouse so you can imagine the fun we get into. Everyone loved it!

Jonathan Brown
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The Official Naughty Lazer
Hilarious 😂

Loved it! So much fun to prank my friends

Jonny
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The Official Dick Lazer
Love this

bought this for my husband who loves my transgender body. he couldnt be more satisfied

Taralee Johnson
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The Official Dick Lazer
FireHouse Xmas Party Fan Favorite!

Was part of a FireFighter White Elephant gift exchange at Station Xmas party. Ended up being the star of the party, creating endless laughs and endless possibilities for pranks etc…….

Erik Breeden
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TMZ Approved

The Lazer that made headlines!

Eskeetit_Litty
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The Official Dick Lazer

So funny! Great customer service!

Lauren Clarke
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The Official Dick Lazer

Love the other features as well

DJ
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The Official Dick Lazer
AMAZING!!!

These are absolutely amazing!!! 8=======D

Matt Sliter
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The Official Dick Lazer
Tremendous customer service

There was a problem with shipping. I contacted them and they bent over backwards to get things fixed for me. Extremely satisfied. I got it for a gag gift exchange. It’s bright and shoots clearly across the room. Highly recommend if you want to slap a wiener on someone’s forehead during a party. Thanks!!

David Gabor
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Garren Dilley
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Christian Narducci
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Holly
In love

I have had more fun with this dick then I had with my first two husbands.highly recommend,the laughs just keep coming.

Hahahaha that is hilarious! Thanks so much for the review Holly! We're so glad that our Dick Lazers are satisfying your needs!

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Thomas
Hilarious

This is hilarious. Unfortunately, you can't see the dick image unless it's low lighting. Still funny none the less.

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Jonny
Hilarious 😂

Loved it! So much fun to prank my friends

Thank you for the review! Keeping spreading Dick Laughter!

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Taralee Johnson
Love this

bought this for my husband who loves my transgender body. he couldnt be more satisfied

Haha we're so happy that your husband is loving the Dick Lazer! Thanks for the review!

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Erik Breeden
FireHouse Xmas Party Fan Favorite!

Was part of a FireFighter White Elephant gift exchange at Station Xmas party. Ended up being the star of the party, creating endless laughs and endless possibilities for pranks etc…….

Stoked to hear that Erik! Thank you for sharing and for the review! You guys have fun at the station shining those Dicks!

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