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The Official Dick Lazer

The Official Dick Lazer

$19.99
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...

FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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Cody

Worked great actually, twist knob to chance the different ones worked flawlesssly

Thanks for the review Cody! Glad you're having fun with your Lazer!

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Andrew

this is one of my best purchases I've ever made

Andrew, we're stoked to hear that you're loving your Lazer! You have the right to whip it out whenever now that you have a DL in your pocket.

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Callum Davenport-Lambton
Great gag. I wish it was brighter

Worth every penny. My only complyis that i wish it was brighter.

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Morgan

It's as much fun as you think it's going to be

Thanks for the review Morgan! We're stoked that you're having fun! Keep shining!

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Sam Turner
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gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

Glad you're having fun Sam! That's what it's all about! Thanks for the review, keep shininggggggg

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NEW PRANK INVENTION: Bring laughter with a laser pen that projects 5 penises. Shine them at your friends and enemies. Be the life of the party and prank your friends. Create a funny memory that everyone will remember.

DICK PROJECTING LAZER/FLASHLIGHT: shines 5 different funny cartoon penis images, 1 red dot laser pointer, 1 flashlight, and 1 blacklight. Comes with USB charger so the fun never stops! 

USES: Office pranks, college fraternity & sorority fun, bar & club shenanigans, pranking friends, hilarious bachelorette party favor, and more. Light up the party once it gets dim! 

GREAT GIFT IDEA: gag gifts, novelty gifts, birthday, bachelorette party, Halloween, father's day, Christmas stocking stuffer, white elephant, party favor, gifts for him and her.

HIGH QUALITY & FUNCTIONAL: The red dot laser is useful for presentations, flashlight feature omits high-powered white light, and blacklight feature is great for inspecting money, ID's and more. It's made from lightweight stainless steel and comes with a USB charger. 1.4 oz, 5 in. 

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