The Official Dick Lazer
The Official Dick Lazer
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...
FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
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from 146 reviewsI have had more fun with this dick then I had with my first two husbands.highly recommend,the laughs just keep coming.
Works surprisingly well on all surfaces and the blacklight and flash lights were nice touches. Definitely a great buy and gift
Bought several for Christmas party gift presents and they were a big hit. My only wish was that the last when used in novelty mode was brighter. I understand the challenge of that, but I would sacrifice the normal laser pointer in order to make other brighter.
But these naughty lazer pointers for a couple guys at work. We work in a firehouse so you can imagine the fun we get into. Everyone loved it!
bought this for my husband who loves my transgender body. he couldnt be more satisfied
Was part of a FireFighter White Elephant gift exchange at Station Xmas party. Ended up being the star of the party, creating endless laughs and endless possibilities for pranks etc…….
There was a problem with shipping. I contacted them and they bent over backwards to get things fixed for me. Extremely satisfied. I got it for a gag gift exchange. It’s bright and shoots clearly across the room. Highly recommend if you want to slap a wiener on someone’s forehead during a party. Thanks!!
I have had more fun with this dick then I had with my first two husbands.highly recommend,the laughs just keep coming.
Hahahaha that is hilarious! Thanks so much for the review Holly! We're so glad that our Dick Lazers are satisfying your needs!
This is hilarious. Unfortunately, you can't see the dick image unless it's low lighting. Still funny none the less.
Loved it! So much fun to prank my friends
Thank you for the review! Keeping spreading Dick Laughter!
bought this for my husband who loves my transgender body. he couldnt be more satisfied
Haha we're so happy that your husband is loving the Dick Lazer! Thanks for the review!
Was part of a FireFighter White Elephant gift exchange at Station Xmas party. Ended up being the star of the party, creating endless laughs and endless possibilities for pranks etc…….
Stoked to hear that Erik! Thank you for sharing and for the review! You guys have fun at the station shining those Dicks!
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