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The Official Dick Lazer

The Official Dick Lazer

Regular price $19.99
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NEW RELEASE: THE NAUGHTY LAZER!

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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...

FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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Holly
In love

I have had more fun with this dick then I had with my first two husbands.highly recommend,the laughs just keep coming.

Hahahaha that is hilarious! Thanks so much for the review Holly! We're so glad that our Dick Lazers are satisfying your needs!

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Thomas
Hilarious

This is hilarious. Unfortunately, you can't see the dick image unless it's low lighting. Still funny none the less.

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Jonny
Hilarious 😂

Loved it! So much fun to prank my friends

Thank you for the review! Keeping spreading Dick Laughter!

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Taralee Johnson
Love this

bought this for my husband who loves my transgender body. he couldnt be more satisfied

Haha we're so happy that your husband is loving the Dick Lazer! Thanks for the review!

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Erik Breeden
FireHouse Xmas Party Fan Favorite!

Was part of a FireFighter White Elephant gift exchange at Station Xmas party. Ended up being the star of the party, creating endless laughs and endless possibilities for pranks etc…….

Stoked to hear that Erik! Thank you for sharing and for the review! You guys have fun at the station shining those Dicks!