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The Official Dick Lazer

The Official Dick Lazer

$19.99
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...

FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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David

Poor quality

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Jessica

Love it

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Jayson
Dick Lazers Delivers

So honestly, bought this for the dicks, but it turns out it's a really handy piece of gear. The non-dick side as a regular flashlight, a UV flashlight, and a normal red dot laser. I've already used it while fixing my computer and playing with my cat. Genuinely impressed!

Thanks Jayson! The Dick Lazer is actually pretty useful and we appreciate your making note of that! We just market the dicks but our Lazers are quite helpful in the serious environment also. Thanks for noticing!

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M Beggs
Husband loved it!

For the man who has everything. Haven’t heard him laugh this hard in a long time! 5 stars.

So glad to hear your husband is laughing at his Lazer! That's what it's all about! Thank you for the review and keep enjoying those laughs :)

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Mason

It does what it says it does and even more! It has a flash light, a normal red laser, and a blue light of some sort. I didn’t expect all of the extra features! Great product!

Thanks for the review! Yes, 5 shining D's + that red dot, flashlight, and blacklight. Although we don't advertise the practical features, we love the usefulness of the D Lazer in addition to the silly side. Thanks for noticing and we appreciate your input!

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NEW PRANK INVENTION: Bring laughter with a laser pen that projects 5 penises. Shine them at your friends and enemies. Be the life of the party and prank your friends. Create a funny memory that everyone will remember.

DICK PROJECTING LAZER/FLASHLIGHT: shines 5 different funny cartoon penis images, 1 red dot laser pointer, 1 flashlight, and 1 blacklight. Comes with USB charger so the fun never stops! 

USES: Office pranks, college fraternity & sorority fun, bar & club shenanigans, pranking friends, hilarious bachelorette party favor, and more. Light up the party once it gets dim! 

GREAT GIFT IDEA: gag gifts, novelty gifts, birthday, bachelorette party, Halloween, father's day, Christmas stocking stuffer, white elephant, party favor, gifts for him and her.

HIGH QUALITY & FUNCTIONAL: The red dot laser is useful for presentations, flashlight feature omits high-powered white light, and blacklight feature is great for inspecting money, ID's and more. It's made from lightweight stainless steel and comes with a USB charger. 1.4 oz, 5 in. 

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