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THE ORIGINAL

The Official Dick Lazer

The Official Dick Lazer

Regular price $19.99
Regular price $24.99 Sale price $19.99
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NEW RELEASE: THE NAUGHTY LAZER!

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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...

FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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Customer Reviews

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Jennifer Santucci

The Laser in this pen is very weak. Their customer service was awesome and answered me same day about when I could expect the product to arrive, But none to pleased with the quality. Maybe I received a bad laser but I can barely see it on the wall from 5’ away.

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Colton Thomson

Works surprisingly well on all surfaces and the blacklight and flash lights were nice touches. Definitely a great buy and gift

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Thomas
Hilarious

This is hilarious. Unfortunately, you can't see the dick image unless it's low lighting. Still funny none the less.

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Jonny
Hilarious 😂

Loved it! So much fun to prank my friends

Thank you for the review! Keeping spreading Dick Laughter!

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Taralee Johnson
Love this

bought this for my husband who loves my transgender body. he couldnt be more satisfied

Haha we're so happy that your husband is loving the Dick Lazer! Thanks for the review!