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So, I am an old Veteran that likes to hang out at my local mall. I use this pointer in the food court as people try to eat. I use my friends store as cover, and so far have not been caught. Hours of fun, and its rechargeable too!!

Not much to say... its amazing and exceeding my expectations! I have not stopped laughing! Even the cats love it!

It works. You can put a PP anywhere

As soon as I opened up the package in my kitchen, the dick laser felt extremely familiar as I held it in my hand. I shined the images all over my kitchen, and then went outside into the nighttime and shine the dick laser on my neighbors house and I couldn’t stop laughing. It gave me a hard on.

Love it its awesome...money well spent and the regular lazer point is a bonus my cat loves it

Dick Lazers, make for a hilarious gag-gift, I only wish they worked a little better in brighter lighting settings. A Green-Lazer maybe? All things considered, still a DICK load of fun!!

Amazing product! First got the dick laser and I just saw the naughty and boob lasers and had to get both. I'm very immature so this is right up my ally. I love that you get 5 options and the other end is a laser pointer, legit black light (thought it would just be a purple light but it's actually a black light) and a flash light. For what you get vs price, it's amazing! Don't stop doing what you guys are doing! Would love to see an obscenity laser pointer some day with things like "f*ck you!" "Eat sh*t!" Tw*t waffle!"

I’m 52 in years but not even the inverse of that in maturity and I am not alone in that. My closest friends are at those same points and together as twelve year old boys, have laughed immensely and will continue to enjoy these toys of pure joy for many years to come. Thank you for making them and thank you for taking the time to follow with my correct shipping address and this survey. I love my Dick Lazer. PS my I gave my Girlfriend the first one because she also has the sense of humor of twelve year old boy and also loved it !
Gus Alonso

I grabbed 4 of these bad boys so I could have one on each motorcycle, one in my daily driver, and one at work to ensure I'm never without. There's is never a time when whipping my dick (lazer) out isn't warranted, and I especially enjoy the ballsack function. If your dogs are neutered, then DLs are for you! Simply project the ballsack on their hind quarters, and they'll forget how much they hate you! Does your significant other keep you up with their pesky snoring? Teabagging that mouth breather will make the lack of sleep worth it while potentially saving your shitty relationship! Also fun during eclipses; it really brightened up our outdoor shooting range during full totality last week. I'm about to pick up several more because I specialize in emergency preparedness, and you can never be too ready for anything. If in doubt, just buy one (or 10)...I promise you'll have no ragerts.

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The Dicklazers is freaking hilarious! Honestly it’s also a good ice breaker if you are trying to “holla” at someone🤣. My sister thinks it’s hysterical and she is getting some for her Bachelorette party! All I know is the Dick-Lazers are a good time!

Ridiculously fun

I love this idea but the only problem is I have to use it from a far distance to see the image clearly other than that this is a great idea lol. I know a lot of my friends are getting it after they saw mine :))

I just can’t stop grabbing my dick and flashing it around. Everybody else wants to hold my dick too. They will just have to get their own because it’s hard for me to let go. Thanks for the fun!

Bought 4 of these as fun Christmas gifts for my husband and 3 adult sons !!

Best Lazer i have ever seen . Can't get enough of it. Its awsome.

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Made the blue collars laugh

I'm my profession you need a good sense of humor and this Dick Lazer was perfect for random laughs. My older teen who was originally horrified now finds it hysterical and has stolen it. I will be buying another.

This is , by far, the best d**k laser I’ve ever seen.

Can’t wait to give these as gifts this Christmas!

I love it! I bought it to use at work for fun and it did not disappoint!

Love this Lazer. It has multiple functions, works great and is hysterical! My friends had a ball with this and there were a lot of laughs. Can be used without the di*&k feature too. Great product!

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