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The Official Dick Lazer

The Official Dick Lazer

Regular price $19.99
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...

FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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Customer Reviews

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Cesar

The Official Dick Lazer

It's the genuine article. So glad you're enjoying your dickwand :)

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Bones

So much fun.

YOU HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT! DRANK THE WATER AND IT. IS. GOOOOOOOD.

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Austin Hammers
Best gift ever.

Hilarious is an understatement, this product has cracked me up in ways that make me reminisce about years back. I originally bought one as a gag gift for the old man but upon using the lazer, I immediately fell in love. My overall opinion, buy the 2 pack!

Glad you love Dick Lazers as much as we do! You sound like you know how to have some real fun. Thanks for the review.

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Jacob Brewer
Dicks for everyone!

This thing is legit. Pretty much have to bring a charger with cuz I use it too much. So many annoyed people are so sick of me using them on it! It’s great!

Jacob, as you know, when you leave the house you must check for your phone, wallet, keys, and Dick Lazer. We're glad you are well prepared to take on the world. Keep spreading dicks. Thanks for your review!

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Matthew Everett
So fun

Made a Snapchat about it and had 5 people ask me where to get it within 5 minutes of posting the video!

Heck yeah Matthew! Thanks for sharing your Dick (Lazer) with the world! Tag us on IG @dick_lazers and check out our TikTok, FaceBook, and YouTube. We're not on Snapchat much but we'd love to see where you shine on social media! Thanks for the review!

NEW PRANK INVENTION: Bring laughter with a laser pen that projects 5 penises. Shine them at your friends and enemies. Be the life of the party and prank your friends. Create a funny memory that everyone will remember.

DICK PROJECTING LAZER/FLASHLIGHT: shines 5 different funny cartoon penis images, 1 red dot laser pointer, 1 flashlight, and 1 blacklight. Comes with USB charger so the fun never stops! 

USES: Office pranks, college fraternity & sorority fun, bar & club shenanigans, pranking friends, hilarious bachelorette party favor, and more. Light up the party once it gets dim! 

GREAT GIFT IDEA: gag gifts, novelty gifts, birthday, bachelorette party, Halloween, father's day, Christmas stocking stuffer, white elephant, party favor, gifts for him and her.

HIGH QUALITY & FUNCTIONAL: The red dot laser is useful for presentations, flashlight feature omits high-powered white light, and blacklight feature is great for inspecting money, ID's and more. It's made from lightweight stainless steel and comes with a USB charger. 1.4 oz, 5 in.