The Official Dick Lazer
The Official Dick Lazer
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...
FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
Great for many laughs and great quality!
Hi Chris, thanks for the review! Stoked to hear you're creating laughs. Keep up the good dick work!
Exactly as advertised! Thanks
Thanks for the review Jamie! Hope you continue having fun creating laughs and shining dicks!
Great product, alot of laughs!
Thanks for the review Fernando! We're stoked that you're getting good laughs from the Dick Lazer! Keep spreading laughter!
I’m 52 in years but not even the inverse of that in maturity and I am not alone in that. My closest friends are at those same points and together as twelve year old boys, have laughed immensely and will continue to enjoy these toys of pure joy for many years to come. Thank you for making them and thank you for taking the time to follow with my correct shipping address and this survey. I love my Dick Lazer. PS my I gave my Girlfriend the first one because she also has the sense of humor of twelve year old boy and also loved it !
Gus Alonso
Hi Gus!
Thanks so much for the review! It really makes our day to hear positive feedback like this. We created Dick Lazers to get everyone laughing and we thank you for contributing to the cause!
As you could imagine, dicks are being casted onto peoples backs, the ceilings, and every hilarious area during every serious meeting. Tears from laughter has ensued.
The Dick Lazer Dudes kindly request that you send us some pictures/videos of you Dick Lazering people in serious meetings! Hahaha! You can tag us on IG @dick_lazers.
Thanks for the review Joshua! You're awesome
NEW PRANK INVENTION: Bring laughter with a laser pen that projects 5 penises. Shine them at your friends and enemies. Be the life of the party and prank your friends. Create a funny memory that everyone will remember.
DICK PROJECTING LAZER/FLASHLIGHT: shines 5 different funny cartoon penis images, 1 red dot laser pointer, 1 flashlight, and 1 blacklight. Comes with USB charger so the fun never stops!
USES: Office pranks, college fraternity & sorority fun, bar & club shenanigans, pranking friends, hilarious bachelorette party favor, and more. Light up the party once it gets dim!
GREAT GIFT IDEA: gag gifts, novelty gifts, birthday, bachelorette party, Halloween, father's day, Christmas stocking stuffer, white elephant, party favor, gifts for him and her.
HIGH QUALITY & FUNCTIONAL: The red dot laser is useful for presentations, flashlight feature omits high-powered white light, and blacklight feature is great for inspecting money, ID's and more. It's made from lightweight stainless steel and comes with a USB charger. 1.4 oz, 5 in.