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The Official BOOB Lazer
The Official BOOB Lazer
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Who doesn't love boobs? Shine 'em everywhere!
Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...
FEATURES: 5 hilarious boobs, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by BOOB Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how BOOB Lazers are used. BOOB Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
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from 190 reviewsHillarious and amazing. My cat loves chasing dicks

As advertised. Super funny. Every one loves it

I've been having too fun throwing dick lasers on all my friends faces and clothes. Endless hours of laughing till you piss yourself. 10/10

When I first ordered the Dick Lazer, I thought, “Surely, this won’t be as stupidly hilarious as it sounds.” I was wrong. The first time I fired it up, a majestic glowing member lit up the wall like some kind of forbidden Bat-Signal. My dog barked. My neighbor gasped. My inner child cheered.
It’s been used to spice up Zoom calls, guide presentations, and point out stars during a romantic evening (“Look, babe — Orion’s belt… and his other constellation”). The laughs? Nonstop. The regrets? None. The maturity level? Long gone.
Highly recommend. Startling the masses one glowing schlong at a time.

Let's put it this way...everybody I've shown these to wants them! Awesome!

This is the best lazer pointer a man can have. Already got people at work with it and now gonna have some fun in Florida with the boys while they preview there new brewery!!!

I didn't think the lines would be so crisp and clean. It's funny to watch my cat chase around a comically cartoonish cock. Also the flash light on it is surprisingly bright. Thanks guys!

Great device! Not only do you get the childish/immature DICKS but a flashlight and a jizz detector. Never be caught with a happy ending on your pants again! Great for company meetings too!

I took it to Armin Van Buuren event in LA last weekend.... N I literally had people turning heads n laughing... 😂😂 Definitely got thaa job done! Thanks for thaa humor it brought to me n peeps around me... thaa shawtii was being a hater thoo 🙄 But it's okk.. When she told her friends about itt. They laughed n loved itt 🤑

I work at a strip club and I bought a few dick lazers to shine on/in front of people who aren't tipping or people who like to take pictures of our entertainers. they work perfect!

I purchased this product to remove the massive “tuft” of excessive pubic hair around my balls and taint. When flashing this lazer onto the said monstrosity, all that occurred is a disturbing image of how my dick “should” look with its perfect round balls, and hairless taint.
This is a dick shaming device, no doubt. With five very visible and distinct larger penises than my own, it was very disconserting.
However, the opposite, non-vulgar, end has an extra strong flashlight for finding things in a dim lit urinal stall, and also sports a black light function to highlight any semen stains I don’t have on my sheets, on the account that my wife has now left me for a dick lazer. Fuck u guys!

This is the best lazer pointer a man can have. Already got people at work with it and now gonna have some fun in Florida with the boys while they preview there new brewery!!!
Yewwww! Glad you're having some D Lazer fun! Keep creating laughter! Tag us on IG @dick_lazers !!!
I take my dick lasers with me everywhere. Never know when an opportunity will pop up. I only wish there were different colors, like blue and green.
Thanks for the review Josh! Stoked to hear that you're enjoying your Lazers and having fun!
Bought several for Christmas party gift presents and they were a big hit. My only wish was that the last when used in novelty mode was brighter. I understand the challenge of that, but I would sacrifice the normal laser pointer in order to make other brighter.
Thank you for your review! We are very happy that our Lazers were a Christmas party hit! Thanks for ordering!
If you don't have a boob lazer to go with your dick laser, you are missing the opportunity to frost the peaks.
Hahaha heck of a review! Thanks Brandon, we're happy to hear you're doing the lord's work!
I mean that in the best way. If you are off age physically but not mentally then this is for you
Thanks for the review Jeff! We're so happy that you're having fun and bringing out your inner kid!
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