• BOOB Laser and Dick Lazer shining on man and woman romantic couple in bar, making them laugh and cheer, look at how fun the BOOB laser makes your party!
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Official BOOB Lazer

Official BOOB Lazer

$24.99
$24.99
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Who doesn't love boobs? Shine 'em everywhere!

Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...

FEATURES: 5 hilarious boobs, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by BOOB Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how BOOB Lazers are used. BOOB Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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Ridiculously fun

Patricia Stegura
Official Dick Lazer
Ri-DICK-ulously funny

These are top notch!! If weiners and boobs make you laugh, these are for you....

Jen Randina
Official BOOB Lazer
Brought this to the club and people loves it!

I love this idea but the only problem is I have to use it from a far distance to see the image clearly other than that this is a great idea lol. I know a lot of my friends are getting it after they saw mine :))

Nai Phan
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Ri-DICK-ulously Cool

I just can’t stop grabbing my dick and flashing it around. Everybody else wants to hold my dick too. They will just have to get their own because it’s hard for me to let go. Thanks for the fun!

Barbara O’Connor
Official Dick Lazer

Bought 4 of these as fun Christmas gifts for my husband and 3 adult sons !!

Leslie Schuring
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Dick lazer

Best Lazer i have ever seen . Can't get enough of it. Its awsome.

DAVID MUDROVICH
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Tina Schlueter
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Hilarious

Made the blue collars laugh

Traci Paul
Official Dick Lazer
So much fun

I'm my profession you need a good sense of humor and this Dick Lazer was perfect for random laughs. My older teen who was originally horrified now finds it hysterical and has stolen it. I will be buying another.

Theresa Bohle
Official Dick Lazer
Cheeky!

This is , by far, the best d**k laser I’ve ever seen.

Sarah Cassity
Official Dick Lazer
So Much Fun

Can’t wait to give these as gifts this Christmas!

Jill Winterling
Official Dick Lazer
So Great!!

I love it! I bought it to use at work for fun and it did not disappoint!

Randie Watson
Official Dick Lazer
Hysterical and really works

Love this Lazer. It has multiple functions, works great and is hysterical! My friends had a ball with this and there were a lot of laughs. Can be used without the di*&k feature too. Great product!

Melissa DeSimone
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Nate Rhodes
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Laser

Awesome unit

Robert OFarrell
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Jen Randina
Ri-DICK-ulously funny

These are top notch!! If weiners and boobs make you laugh, these are for you....

Thanks for the review Jen! So happy that you're having a good time! Keep the laughs rolling :)

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Home Johnson
As expected!

Great laughs

Yeww! So glad you're enjoying the BOOB Lazer! Everybody loves BOOBS!

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Darren Oldford

Hilarious

Thanks for the review Darren! Hope you keep shining D's and having fun!

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Ismael Estrada

The Official BOOB Lazer

Thanks for the review Ismael! Hope you keep enjoying that BOOB Lazer!

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Sean Schaefer
Dick Lazer Fun!!

This is the best lazer pointer a man can have. Already got people at work with it and now gonna have some fun in Florida with the boys while they preview there new brewery!!!

Yewwww! Glad you're having some D Lazer fun! Keep creating laughter! Tag us on IG @dick_lazers !!!

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Josh Lipford
Best gift ever

I take my dick lasers with me everywhere. Never know when an opportunity will pop up. I only wish there were different colors, like blue and green.

Thanks for the review Josh! Stoked to hear that you're enjoying your Lazers and having fun!

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Richard McPhaul
Great novelty gift

Bought several for Christmas party gift presents and they were a big hit. My only wish was that the last when used in novelty mode was brighter. I understand the challenge of that, but I would sacrifice the normal laser pointer in order to make other brighter.

Thank you for your review! We are very happy that our Lazers were a Christmas party hit! Thanks for ordering!

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Brandon
Dickz and Boobz together at last

If you don't have a boob lazer to go with your dick laser, you are missing the opportunity to frost the peaks.

Hahaha heck of a review! Thanks Brandon, we're happy to hear you're doing the lord's work!

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Jeff Francois
So much stupid fun!

I mean that in the best way. If you are off age physically but not mentally then this is for you

Thanks for the review Jeff! We're so happy that you're having fun and bringing out your inner kid!

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Cyrus Winchester
Amazing

I’m finally the funniest guy around

That's what we like to hear! Dick Lazers make you cool and funny. Thanks for the review!

Merch

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