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Official BOOB Lazer
Official BOOB Lazer
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Who doesn't love boobs? Shine 'em everywhere!
Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...
FEATURES: 5 hilarious boobs, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by BOOB Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how BOOB Lazers are used. BOOB Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
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from 422 reviewsLoved this. It made the perfect gift. Brother in law loves it.

I love playing with this lazer. NGL I love making people look n laugh.

The reactions and laugh out loud responses with our friends is a blast!
Send me an affiliate code and I'll sell 100 lazers every weekend! ;)
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Jeff

What can I say? Its exactly as described and hilarious in any situation. Putting d***s all over random people is awesome!

Not only am I pleased with my dick lazer (best purchase ever lol), I am very pleased with the easy communication with the creator of the company. There was a hiccup with the USPS and every time I reached out, I received a prompt response back and I felt like he truly cared about his customers. Thanks to them, I am now able to put my dick on everything and everyone and it has been bringing my inner 13 year old boy (I am a 38 year old woman) SO much joy! haha

Having fun messing with people on jibsites with this!

Bought the laser and had shipping problems. Customer service responded within a few hours and kept me up to date the entire time. Excellent work!

I had so much fun with it over the weekend .

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Yeww! So glad you're enjoying the BOOB Lazer! Everybody loves BOOBS!
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Thanks for the review Darren! Hope you keep shining D's and having fun!
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Thanks for the review Ismael! Hope you keep enjoying that BOOB Lazer!
This is the best lazer pointer a man can have. Already got people at work with it and now gonna have some fun in Florida with the boys while they preview there new brewery!!!
Yewwww! Glad you're having some D Lazer fun! Keep creating laughter! Tag us on IG @dick_lazers !!!
I take my dick lasers with me everywhere. Never know when an opportunity will pop up. I only wish there were different colors, like blue and green.
Thanks for the review Josh! Stoked to hear that you're enjoying your Lazers and having fun!
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