The Official BOOB Lazer
The Official BOOB Lazer
Who doesn't love boobs? Shine 'em everywhere!
Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...
FEATURES: 5 hilarious boobs, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by BOOB Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how BOOB Lazers are used. BOOB Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
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Let customers speak for us
from 146 reviewsI have had more fun with this dick then I had with my first two husbands.highly recommend,the laughs just keep coming.
Works surprisingly well on all surfaces and the blacklight and flash lights were nice touches. Definitely a great buy and gift
Bought several for Christmas party gift presents and they were a big hit. My only wish was that the last when used in novelty mode was brighter. I understand the challenge of that, but I would sacrifice the normal laser pointer in order to make other brighter.
But these naughty lazer pointers for a couple guys at work. We work in a firehouse so you can imagine the fun we get into. Everyone loved it!
bought this for my husband who loves my transgender body. he couldnt be more satisfied
Was part of a FireFighter White Elephant gift exchange at Station Xmas party. Ended up being the star of the party, creating endless laughs and endless possibilities for pranks etc…….
There was a problem with shipping. I contacted them and they bent over backwards to get things fixed for me. Extremely satisfied. I got it for a gag gift exchange. It’s bright and shoots clearly across the room. Highly recommend if you want to slap a wiener on someone’s forehead during a party. Thanks!!
Bought several for Christmas party gift presents and they were a big hit. My only wish was that the last when used in novelty mode was brighter. I understand the challenge of that, but I would sacrifice the normal laser pointer in order to make other brighter.
Thank you for your review! We are very happy that our Lazers were a Christmas party hit! Thanks for ordering!
If you don't have a boob lazer to go with your dick laser, you are missing the opportunity to frost the peaks.
Hahaha heck of a review! Thanks Brandon, we're happy to hear you're doing the lord's work!
I mean that in the best way. If you are off age physically but not mentally then this is for you
Thanks for the review Jeff! We're so happy that you're having fun and bringing out your inner kid!
I’m finally the funniest guy around
That's what we like to hear! Dick Lazers make you cool and funny. Thanks for the review!
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