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Official Dick Lazer 2.0

Official Dick Lazer 2.0

Regular price $29.99
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It's the 2.0! The Greener Weiner! The much anticipated sequel to the Dick Lazer is finally here. Shine 5 BRAND-NEW dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...

FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazer 2.0s to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazer 2.0s are used. Dick Lazer 2.0s customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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