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The Official Dick Lazer
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The Official BOOB Lazer
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I have had more fun with this dick then I had with my first two husbands.highly recommend,the laughs just keep coming.
Bought several for Christmas party gift presents and they were a big hit. My only wish was that the last when used in novelty mode was brighter. I understand the challenge of that, but I would sacrifice the normal laser pointer in order to make other brighter.
But these naughty lazer pointers for a couple guys at work. We work in a firehouse so you can imagine the fun we get into. Everyone loved it!
bought this for my husband who loves my transgender body. he couldnt be more satisfied
Was part of a FireFighter White Elephant gift exchange at Station Xmas party. Ended up being the star of the party, creating endless laughs and endless possibilities for pranks etc…….
There was a problem with shipping. I contacted them and they bent over backwards to get things fixed for me. Extremely satisfied. I got it for a gag gift exchange. It’s bright and shoots clearly across the room. Highly recommend if you want to slap a wiener on someone’s forehead during a party. Thanks!!
Amazing product! First got the dick laser and I just saw the naughty and boob lasers and had to get both. I'm very immature so this is right up my ally. I love that you get 5 options and the other end is a laser pointer, legit black light (thought it would just be a purple light but it's actually a black light) and a flash light. For what you get vs price, it's amazing! Don't stop doing what you guys are doing! Would love to see an obscenity laser pointer some day with things like "f*ck you!" "Eat sh*t!" Tw*t waffle!"