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Official Naughty Lazer

Official Naughty Lazer

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Now Be Naughty! Shine Boobs, Dick, Mouth, Female Nude, and Butt at friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...it's a Private Part-y!

FEATURES: 5 hilarious naughty images, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Naughty Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Naughty Lazers are used. Naughty Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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from 286 reviews
Great laser with lots of features!

This is a well designed device. Unlike most lasers, the on button is a switch! Also, easy to change the images. Blacklight, red dot laser, and flashlight on the ass end! And usbc, perfect. Light and compact. Best part, laser switch protector so it doesn't turn on in your pocket. Better than expected, 5🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆s!!

Laser lover
Official Naughty Lazer
Official Naughty Lazer
Six Stars

If ever an item should receive a six star rating, it is the Dick Lazer. It is literally never NOT funny. I already own two because I always want to have a back up.

Eric Gnatzig
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer
Funny asf

Funniest sh*t ever!!😂

Juan Alvarez
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer
So much fun!

Work great dick comes with great responsibility! LOL I love it, so freaking funny. It works very well, especially at night.

Matthew Hughes
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer

It was a gift for my friend and she loved it!!

Francisca Lopez
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer

Official Naughty Lazer

TEX BLACKLEDGE
Official Naughty Lazer
Official Naughty Lazer

It is hysterical

Chris Johnson
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer
Got it as a joke but it's actually sick

I got this because I thought it would be a funny gag gift but it's actually pretty sick. The lazer is stronger/clearer than i was expecting. I didn't even know it had a decent flashlight, black light and regular lazer pointer too. Definitely worth the money.

Matt Z
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer
Legendary

Infinite applications.

Robert S
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer
Perfect tool in my pocket

Always ready to do for opportunities.

Riley Schuit
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer
Dick lazer

Hilarious and handy!

Erica Northway
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer

The Official Dick Lazer

Tyan Diehl
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer
Amazing lazer

My cats love chasing little dicks all around the house and don’t get me started on how many line cooks have had the D on the face mid shift

Matthew Trowbridge
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer
Hilarious

Gave one to my SIL as a Mothers Day gift and she is obsessed! Super fun love it.

Courtney Y
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer

The Official Dick Lazer

Cannabis Riley
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer

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Laser lover
Great laser with lots of features!

This is a well designed device. Unlike most lasers, the on button is a switch! Also, easy to change the images. Blacklight, red dot laser, and flashlight on the ass end! And usbc, perfect. Light and compact. Best part, laser switch protector so it doesn't turn on in your pocket. Better than expected, 5🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆s!!

Thank you for the review! So stoked that you're enjoying your Dick Lazer! Keep having fun spreading dicks and laughter! We apprecaite your business!

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TEX BLACKLEDGE

Official Naughty Lazer

Thanks for the review Tex! Glad you're enjoying that Naughty Lazer!

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Anthony
So stupid, it works

I love naughty Lazer. I’m constantly projecting dicks everywhere. I just wish it felt more durable, it feels a bit fragile. But other than that, let me know when a v.2 arrives, I’ll be buying it.

Thanks for the review Anthony! Glad you're enjoying the Naughty Lazer! We have the Dick Lazer 2.0 coming out soon and some other very silly ones dropping soon! Thanks for joining the cock club!

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Joseph Greninger
Crazy

It’s crazy how the dumbest things make us laugh! The BIG DICK was a hit!!

Keep shining your big dick Joseph! Thanks for the review!

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Joshua Bentley
Exceeded Expectations!

Product was exactly as described & delivered extremely fast!

Thanks for the review Joshua! Hope you keep enjoying your D Lazer!

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