THE ORIGINAL
The Official Naughty Lazer
The Official Naughty Lazer
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Pre-Order Now! Expected to ship in 3-4 weeks :)
Now Be Naughty! Shine Boobs, Dick, Mouth, Female Nude, and Butt at friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...it's a Private Part-y!
FEATURES: 5 hilarious naughty images, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Naughty Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Naughty Lazers are used. Naughty Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
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Let customers speak for us
Took it to a local brewery. Watched 5 different people place orders on their phones after watching the dancing dick show. Wish there was affiliate marketing for this. Lots of laughs and good dick fun. Can't wait to get the new naughty Lazer.
I need to order more lol. These are amazing lolololol
Great device for gags next model I'd make alot brighter
I purchased a Dick Lazer for my adult son as a stocking stuffer. Yes, I'm that mom. Two days ago I returned home to see a package with Dick Lazers in the return address. I was immediately giddy. Of course I was compelled to open it and try it out. Well let me tell you, I was NOT disappointed!!! My dopamine was immediately boosted. I laughed and played like a middle school boy for about 20 minutes. Every item in my home was temporarily granted a dick. My female dog got a dick. My clock got a dick. The wall down the hall got a big dick. You get the idea. When I returned to work the following day, I generously shared this new source of joy with my coworkers. I'm an educator, so as expected, it was received with varying responses. One of them will be purchasing. You're welcome, Dick Lazers. And thank you. Mostly thank you, actually.
This was the perfect joke between a co worker and my self, I ordered him one as well, and we don’t see each other anymore so it perfect
This laser is epic! I brought it out with me and my friends and I had a blast!!! I met a lot of new people by using this bad boy, total game changer!
If you don't have a boob lazer to go with your dick laser, you are missing the opportunity to frost the peaks.
I mean that in the best way. If you are off age physically but not mentally then this is for you
Best thing I’ve bought for entertainment…my original order never came so I sent an email and y’all were so kind and generous with sending me another one free of charge…y'all have great employees and a great company!
Tremendous laser. I took it to a concert and Hozier had it on his forehead much of the time. Great laughs and great fun.
We loved this product so much we are legally changing our name to “DICK LAZER”. Keep up the great work!