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Embarrass your neighbors on their evening walk. Spice up the drive-in movie. Make your buddy laugh when they're feeling down. Shine it on the head of the office dickhead.

  • Gag Gifts
  • Bachelorette Parties
  • Office & Classroom Pranks
  • College Fun: Dorms & Frats

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Want to be the funniest person in the room? Well now you can with Dick Lazers! The revolutionary laser pointer that projects 5 dicks. Be bold. Be bad. Be brilliant.

What For? bachelorette parties, gag gifts, office/classroom pranks, sorority/fraternity fun, birthday gifts, Christmas & white elephant presents, and anywhere a laugh is needed!

Teste-monials

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    Best gag gift ever! I love my dick lazer! I got it for myself because I thought it was so darn funny.

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    Great bachelorette party gift! I got Dick Lazers for all of the bridesmaids and we had so much fun!

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    If only I had this when I was a kid! So much fun playing jokes in the office.

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HIGH QUALITY & FUNCTIONAL: The red dot laser is useful for presentations, flashlight feature omits high-powered white light, and blacklight feature is great for inspecting money, ID's and more. It's made from lightweight stainless steel and comes with a USB charger. 1.4 oz, 5 in. Image of bachelorette party, the dick lazer flashlight / laser shooting a dick.

Dick Lazers

The Official Dick Lazer

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HIGH QUALITY & FUNCTIONAL: The red dot laser is useful for presentations, flashlight feature omits high-powered white light, and blacklight feature is great for inspecting money, ID's and more. It's made from lightweight stainless steel and comes with a USB charger. 1.4 oz, 5 in. Image of bachelorette party, the dick lazer flashlight / laser shooting a dick.