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Official Emoji Lazer

Official Emoji Lazer

$29.99
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Project Ur Vibe! Shine Winky Face, Poop Emoji, Eyes, Middle Finger, and Thumbs Up/Down at friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Give your friends a thumbs up/down for their outfit choice, throw up a poop emoji for an undercooked meal, pop up a middle finger for a bad joke, use a winky face for your special crush, and flash the eyes when someone's being naughty. Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor!

FEATURES: 5 hilarious emoji images, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Emoji Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Emoji Lazers are used. Emoji Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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Ridiculously fun

Patricia Stegura
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Ri-DICK-ulously funny

These are top notch!! If weiners and boobs make you laugh, these are for you....

Jen Randina
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Brought this to the club and people loves it!

I love this idea but the only problem is I have to use it from a far distance to see the image clearly other than that this is a great idea lol. I know a lot of my friends are getting it after they saw mine :))

Nai Phan
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Ri-DICK-ulously Cool

I just can’t stop grabbing my dick and flashing it around. Everybody else wants to hold my dick too. They will just have to get their own because it’s hard for me to let go. Thanks for the fun!

Barbara O’Connor
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Bought 4 of these as fun Christmas gifts for my husband and 3 adult sons !!

Leslie Schuring
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Best Lazer i have ever seen . Can't get enough of it. Its awsome.

DAVID MUDROVICH
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Tina Schlueter
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Official Dick Lazer
Hilarious

Made the blue collars laugh

Traci Paul
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Official Dick Lazer
So much fun

I'm my profession you need a good sense of humor and this Dick Lazer was perfect for random laughs. My older teen who was originally horrified now finds it hysterical and has stolen it. I will be buying another.

Theresa Bohle
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Cheeky!

This is , by far, the best d**k laser I’ve ever seen.

Sarah Cassity
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So Much Fun

Can’t wait to give these as gifts this Christmas!

Jill Winterling
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So Great!!

I love it! I bought it to use at work for fun and it did not disappoint!

Randie Watson
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Hysterical and really works

Love this Lazer. It has multiple functions, works great and is hysterical! My friends had a ball with this and there were a lot of laughs. Can be used without the di*&k feature too. Great product!

Melissa DeSimone
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Nate Rhodes
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Laser

Awesome unit

Robert OFarrell
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