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D Lazers T-Shirt
D Lazers T-Shirt
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The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), no side seams. Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton, ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
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There was a problem with shipping. I contacted them and they bent over backwards to get things fixed for me. Extremely satisfied. I got it for a gag gift exchange. It’s bright and shoots clearly across the room. Highly recommend if you want to slap a wiener on someone’s forehead during a party. Thanks!!
Amazing product! First got the dick laser and I just saw the naughty and boob lasers and had to get both. I'm very immature so this is right up my ally. I love that you get 5 options and the other end is a laser pointer, legit black light (thought it would just be a purple light but it's actually a black light) and a flash light. For what you get vs price, it's amazing! Don't stop doing what you guys are doing! Would love to see an obscenity laser pointer some day with things like "f*ck you!" "Eat sh*t!" Tw*t waffle!"
Took it to a local brewery. Watched 5 different people place orders on their phones after watching the dancing dick show. Wish there was affiliate marketing for this. Lots of laughs and good dick fun. Can't wait to get the new naughty Lazer.
I need to order more lol. These are amazing lolololol
Great device for gags next model I'd make alot brighter
I purchased a Dick Lazer for my adult son as a stocking stuffer. Yes, I'm that mom. Two days ago I returned home to see a package with Dick Lazers in the return address. I was immediately giddy. Of course I was compelled to open it and try it out. Well let me tell you, I was NOT disappointed!!! My dopamine was immediately boosted. I laughed and played like a middle school boy for about 20 minutes. Every item in my home was temporarily granted a dick. My female dog got a dick. My clock got a dick. The wall down the hall got a big dick. You get the idea. When I returned to work the following day, I generously shared this new source of joy with my coworkers. I'm an educator, so as expected, it was received with varying responses. One of them will be purchasing. You're welcome, Dick Lazers. And thank you. Mostly thank you, actually.