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JackHoff Champion T-Shirt
JackHoff Champion T-Shirt
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And the award goes to... The JackHoff Champion! Celebrate your friends' ultimate achievement because they deserve the recognition. We're talking olympic level abilities and training regimens only. They've earned the bragging rights. Great for birthday gifts, bachelor parties, gym attire, first dates, and frat houses.
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton, ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
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Great device for gags next model I'd make alot brighter
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This was the perfect joke between a co worker and my self, I ordered him one as well, and we don’t see each other anymore so it perfect
This laser is epic! I brought it out with me and my friends and I had a blast!!! I met a lot of new people by using this bad boy, total game changer!
If you don't have a boob lazer to go with your dick laser, you are missing the opportunity to frost the peaks.
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Best thing I’ve bought for entertainment…my original order never came so I sent an email and y’all were so kind and generous with sending me another one free of charge…y'all have great employees and a great company!
Tremendous laser. I took it to a concert and Hozier had it on his forehead much of the time. Great laughs and great fun.
We loved this product so much we are legally changing our name to “DICK LAZER”. Keep up the great work!