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Cum Rag
Cum Rag
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The Cum Rag is here! No need for tissues ever again. Now you can Jerk Off in style. As a prank, leave it out for unsuspecting friends to find. Set the mood with lotion and a glass of red and treat yourself with the luxurious Cum Rag.
Perfect for absorbing ejaculate, pranking friends, facials, polishing your Dick…Lazer, pocket handkerchief, and of course, an excellent general-purpose cleaning cloth.
Microfiber Terry Cloth most similar to Cotten. Hypoallergenic, Eco-Friendly, Quick Dry, Antimicrobial. 80% polyester 20% polyamide. 250gsm. Knitted. 10 in x 10 in.
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from 507 reviewsThese are top notch!! If weiners and boobs make you laugh, these are for you....
I love this idea but the only problem is I have to use it from a far distance to see the image clearly other than that this is a great idea lol. I know a lot of my friends are getting it after they saw mine :))
I just can’t stop grabbing my dick and flashing it around. Everybody else wants to hold my dick too. They will just have to get their own because it’s hard for me to let go. Thanks for the fun!
Bought 4 of these as fun Christmas gifts for my husband and 3 adult sons !!
Best Lazer i have ever seen . Can't get enough of it. Its awsome.
I'm my profession you need a good sense of humor and this Dick Lazer was perfect for random laughs. My older teen who was originally horrified now finds it hysterical and has stolen it. I will be buying another.
This is , by far, the best d**k laser I’ve ever seen.
Can’t wait to give these as gifts this Christmas!
I love it! I bought it to use at work for fun and it did not disappoint!
Love this Lazer. It has multiple functions, works great and is hysterical! My friends had a ball with this and there were a lot of laughs. Can be used without the di*&k feature too. Great product!
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