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Meat Beater T-Shirt
Meat Beater T-Shirt
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We all know the guy who does it more than the rest of us...could be me, could be you—but now you can expose them! Somebody's gotta prepare that meat, whether it's behind the counter or under the sheets. Great for BBQ's, father's day, birthday's, bowling, and Christmas!
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton, ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
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from 214 reviewsAs my sister-in-law was sarcastically scolding me in text messages, my brother was texting me about how hilarious his new birthday gift is. Also at this time my early teen nephew and his friend were playing tag with the laser. My sister-in-law did agree she would borrow it for the next bachelorette party she attends.

Amazing! Hilarious! Feeds the inner child of this 50 year old!

Bought the dick lazer for my boyfriend (I may have bought one for myself as well) and got exactly the response I wanted. He loved it!

Hours of fun. Even snobby people come around.

Y’all, what a f__king treat…It’s such a novel idea. It’s easy to use, easy to charge and it holds a long charge, more options than I had even known about (which y’all need to explain because it is actually a very functional system/tool aside from the hilarious multiple “dick image” options), provide lightening fast shipping and incredible - almost unheard of - PERSONAL customer service, and lastly - but not least - endless laughs right in the palm of your hand. I have told everyone about y’all’s Dick Lazer, so get your inventory stacked!
Cheers,
Flynn

Love the dick lazer, and my wife and her friends may love it even more. My only, very minimal complaint, is that I wish there was faster shipping, but I ordered very late. So its ok.

This is the most fun I’ve had in a while! It is so funny and everyone gets such a kick out of it. I wish I had ordered more!

The dick laser is a great time!!! You can make dicks show up everywhere and always gets a good laugh from people that have a sense of humor! Others not so much! But f**Ken am I right!

No issues. Wife even liked it. Great product.

My son and i laugh as the animals chase it around the house.

Absolutely love it.Been having so much fun with it

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