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Lazer yogurt slingers! Shit is hilarious.

As my sister-in-law was sarcastically scolding me in text messages, my brother was texting me about how hilarious his new birthday gift is. Also at this time my early teen nephew and his friend were playing tag with the laser. My sister-in-law did agree she would borrow it for the next bachelorette party she attends.

Amazing! Hilarious! Feeds the inner child of this 50 year old!

Bought the dick lazer for my boyfriend (I may have bought one for myself as well) and got exactly the response I wanted. He loved it!

Hours of fun. Even snobby people come around.

Y’all, what a f__king treat…It’s such a novel idea. It’s easy to use, easy to charge and it holds a long charge, more options than I had even known about (which y’all need to explain because it is actually a very functional system/tool aside from the hilarious multiple “dick image” options), provide lightening fast shipping and incredible - almost unheard of - PERSONAL customer service, and lastly - but not least - endless laughs right in the palm of your hand. I have told everyone about y’all’s Dick Lazer, so get your inventory stacked!
Cheers,
Flynn

Love the dick lazer, and my wife and her friends may love it even more. My only, very minimal complaint, is that I wish there was faster shipping, but I ordered very late. So its ok.

This is the most fun I’ve had in a while! It is so funny and everyone gets such a kick out of it. I wish I had ordered more!

The dick laser is a great time!!! You can make dicks show up everywhere and always gets a good laugh from people that have a sense of humor! Others not so much! But f**Ken am I right!

No issues. Wife even liked it. Great product.

My son and i laugh as the animals chase it around the house.

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Sensational

Absolutely love it.Been having so much fun with it

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