Meat Beater T-Shirt

The Official Dick Lazer

It’s exactly as advertised. If you’re not happy with it, make better choices. Be fun, be creative, and have fun annoying people.

Makes for tons of laughs with my “grown up” friends!

It is a silly gadget but it a lot of fun. I wish the focus was better at closer distances but that is minor

Very fun toy to have in my arsenal.

Love my dick lazer. It's getting a lot of laughs. Make sure to fully charge for maximum dickstance.

This dick laser has got me through many long boring seminars and also kicked out of a few

I love naughty Lazer. I’m constantly projecting dicks everywhere. I just wish it felt more durable, it feels a bit fragile. But other than that, let me know when a v.2 arrives, I’ll be buying it.

This will never ever not be hysterical. My buddy is a across the bar talking to some random. Then bam! Dick on his cheek. 🤣

I had no idea it does everything.. spotlight/blacklight/ regular pointer/ 5 different "Ds" ... the amount of people I put it on is in the hundreds and it makes everyone laugh. You guys are genius. I think Im am responsible for 50+ orders over the past 3days.

Shining the lazer around at work makes it all worth it, seeing the disappointment on my foreman’s face is priceless

Awesome purchase! Already used the flashlight portion of the D-lazer for work stuff, but immediately went to the other side for fun with coworkers.

Ex-wife loved it as her mother's Day gift. Teenage daughter immediately took out two lasers and showed them 'fighting' on the wall. Proud of my family.

I have this as a gift and everyone loved it! Shipped quickly and works great, I just wish it was brighter.

The Official Dick Lazer