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Let customers speak for us
This is a well designed device. Unlike most lasers, the on button is a switch! Also, easy to change the images. Blacklight, red dot laser, and flashlight on the ass end! And usbc, perfect. Light and compact. Best part, laser switch protector so it doesn't turn on in your pocket. Better than expected, 5🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆s!!
If ever an item should receive a six star rating, it is the Dick Lazer. It is literally never NOT funny. I already own two because I always want to have a back up.
Work great dick comes with great responsibility! LOL I love it, so freaking funny. It works very well, especially at night.
I got this because I thought it would be a funny gag gift but it's actually pretty sick. The lazer is stronger/clearer than i was expecting. I didn't even know it had a decent flashlight, black light and regular lazer pointer too. Definitely worth the money.
My cats love chasing little dicks all around the house and don’t get me started on how many line cooks have had the D on the face mid shift
Gave one to my SIL as a Mothers Day gift and she is obsessed! Super fun love it.
