THE ORIGINAL
Bundle 3!
Bundle 3!
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COLLECT ALL 3! Get the Dick Lazer, BOOB Lazer, and Naughty Lazer all at once.
Shine Dicks, Boobs, Mouth, Female Nude, and Butt at friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers!
Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor…it’s bundle time!
FEATURES: 3 devices with 5 hilarious images each, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz each
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Lazers are used. Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
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bought this for my husband who loves my transgender body. he couldnt be more satisfied
Was part of a FireFighter White Elephant gift exchange at Station Xmas party. Ended up being the star of the party, creating endless laughs and endless possibilities for pranks etc…….
There was a problem with shipping. I contacted them and they bent over backwards to get things fixed for me. Extremely satisfied. I got it for a gag gift exchange. It’s bright and shoots clearly across the room. Highly recommend if you want to slap a wiener on someone’s forehead during a party. Thanks!!
Amazing product! First got the dick laser and I just saw the naughty and boob lasers and had to get both. I'm very immature so this is right up my ally. I love that you get 5 options and the other end is a laser pointer, legit black light (thought it would just be a purple light but it's actually a black light) and a flash light. For what you get vs price, it's amazing! Don't stop doing what you guys are doing! Would love to see an obscenity laser pointer some day with things like "f*ck you!" "Eat sh*t!" Tw*t waffle!"