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Dickhead Hat
Dickhead Hat
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The Dickhead hat is finally here! Wear the Dickhead hat on your head so everyone knows you're a dickhead. Give it to your Dickhead friends. Subtle, sleek, and stylish; the Dickhead hat can be dressed up, but will command laughter when noticed. Perfect for golf, tennis, and business luncheons.
Pure cotton fabric. Embroidered. Features a single front panel and a practical plastic snapback closure, ideal for versatile outdoor wear. One size fits all.
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bought this for my husband who loves my transgender body. he couldnt be more satisfied
Was part of a FireFighter White Elephant gift exchange at Station Xmas party. Ended up being the star of the party, creating endless laughs and endless possibilities for pranks etc…….
There was a problem with shipping. I contacted them and they bent over backwards to get things fixed for me. Extremely satisfied. I got it for a gag gift exchange. It’s bright and shoots clearly across the room. Highly recommend if you want to slap a wiener on someone’s forehead during a party. Thanks!!
Amazing product! First got the dick laser and I just saw the naughty and boob lasers and had to get both. I'm very immature so this is right up my ally. I love that you get 5 options and the other end is a laser pointer, legit black light (thought it would just be a purple light but it's actually a black light) and a flash light. For what you get vs price, it's amazing! Don't stop doing what you guys are doing! Would love to see an obscenity laser pointer some day with things like "f*ck you!" "Eat sh*t!" Tw*t waffle!"