Official Dick Lazer

I’m a comedian and whenever some jackass is trying to be part of the show, they get a dick on the face

Be on the lookout if you take a selfie around me!

I’m 64 years old female, but I still think like a kid. Nobody sees stuff like this coming from me which makes it funnier when I get caught or admit it… lol. This toy is a lot of fun and even my cats are getting a lot of enjoyment out of the laser light. A solid 10 across the board.

Gave it to my Adult College Nephew
He absolutely Loves this

This is so fun I can’t wait to give it as a gift! Yes I had to try it out first!

This is a must have product to bring out with the boys. Have a few beers and dicks start showing up everywhere. Great times and great laughs. You guys nailed this product. Bought a few more for my friends.

Love it having tons of fun

We have a few guys in the shop that will draw a dick on some equipment in Sharpie. I can now dick the Dick and take pictures, hahahahahahahahahahahahabsa !!

Love it!

The situation of our country now is stressful and angry. This product brings much needed joy. I can tell you many have laughed out loud, and you have brought real happiness to our lives. Thank you for your contribution to our well-being. Keep spreading your dicks. The world needs them. ;-)

I bought one and think it's hilarious. Don't like the cross over to the open-legged woman one. Jumped the shark into too crass for me, but there's probably an audience for that one.

I bought this for my daughter and I got a text from her…..best gift ever!

My boyfriend loved it

I’ve always loved drawing dongs (I was the kid in “Superbad” before “Superbad”). Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think that I would have instant access to projected meaty hogs at my command. This product has been a game changer. No one in my immediate circle is safe. I remember what life was like before my Dick Lazer but I shan’t ever return. It’s like the part in “The Wizard Of Oz” where it turns from black and white into color. Thank you Dick Lazer you sick SOBs!!!

I had to have one!! Now I can’t wait for the holidays to shine up my wiener on people I don’t even know. Haha