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Official Dick Lazer

Official Dick Lazer

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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...

FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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from 286 reviews
Great laser with lots of features!

This is a well designed device. Unlike most lasers, the on button is a switch! Also, easy to change the images. Blacklight, red dot laser, and flashlight on the ass end! And usbc, perfect. Light and compact. Best part, laser switch protector so it doesn't turn on in your pocket. Better than expected, 5🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆s!!

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Six Stars

If ever an item should receive a six star rating, it is the Dick Lazer. It is literally never NOT funny. I already own two because I always want to have a back up.

Eric Gnatzig
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Official Dick Lazer
Funny asf

Funniest sh*t ever!!😂

Juan Alvarez
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Official Dick Lazer
So much fun!

Work great dick comes with great responsibility! LOL I love it, so freaking funny. It works very well, especially at night.

Matthew Hughes
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Official Dick Lazer

It was a gift for my friend and she loved it!!

Francisca Lopez
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Official Dick Lazer

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TEX BLACKLEDGE
Official Naughty Lazer
Official Naughty Lazer

It is hysterical

Chris Johnson
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Official Dick Lazer
Got it as a joke but it's actually sick

I got this because I thought it would be a funny gag gift but it's actually pretty sick. The lazer is stronger/clearer than i was expecting. I didn't even know it had a decent flashlight, black light and regular lazer pointer too. Definitely worth the money.

Matt Z
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Official Dick Lazer
Legendary

Infinite applications.

Robert S
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Official Dick Lazer
Perfect tool in my pocket

Always ready to do for opportunities.

Riley Schuit
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Official Dick Lazer
Dick lazer

Hilarious and handy!

Erica Northway
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Tyan Diehl
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Official Dick Lazer
Amazing lazer

My cats love chasing little dicks all around the house and don’t get me started on how many line cooks have had the D on the face mid shift

Matthew Trowbridge
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Official Dick Lazer
Hilarious

Gave one to my SIL as a Mothers Day gift and she is obsessed! Super fun love it.

Courtney Y
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The Official Dick Lazer

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Official Dick Lazer

Customer Reviews

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Aaron Hagen

Official Dick Lazer

Thanks for the review Aaron! Keep shining those D's!

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Eric Gnatzig
Six Stars

If ever an item should receive a six star rating, it is the Dick Lazer. It is literally never NOT funny. I already own two because I always want to have a back up.

Haha you seem perfect for the job! Thanks for the review. We appreciate your business and hope you continue to spread laughter... and dicks... throughout the land!

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Juan Alvarez
Funny asf

Funniest sh*t ever!!😂

Thanks for the review Juan! Keep having fun shining those D's!

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Brent Raklovits
Awesome Prank Tool, just need it in green!

I love it! So much fun but a bit hard to see unless it’s dark out and it’s being projected onto light colors. A green laser would totally be better, so I’ll keep an eye out and buy one as soon as it’s available.

Keep your eyes peeled because we have a couple things up our sleeve coming soon! Thanks for the review!

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Matthew Hughes
So much fun!

Work great dick comes with great responsibility! LOL I love it, so freaking funny. It works very well, especially at night.

Yes, you must Dick Lazer responsibly. You seem to know what you're doing. It is your time to shine LOL thanks for the review!

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