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Official Dick Lazer

Official Dick Lazer

Regular price $24.99
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...

FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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Customer Reviews

Based on 272 reviews
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Tabrina Neal
Great

Thank you we love it!!!!

Thanks for the review Tabrina! Have fun with that D Lazer!

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Sydney

So fun!

Thanks for the review Sydney! Keep having fun and shine on!

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Aaron Hagen

Official Dick Lazer

Thanks for the review Aaron! Keep shining those D's!

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Eric Gnatzig
Six Stars

If ever an item should receive a six star rating, it is the Dick Lazer. It is literally never NOT funny. I already own two because I always want to have a back up.

Haha you seem perfect for the job! Thanks for the review. We appreciate your business and hope you continue to spread laughter... and dicks... throughout the land!

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Juan Alvarez
Funny asf

Funniest sh*t ever!!😂

Thanks for the review Juan! Keep having fun shining those D's!