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Official Dick Lazer

Official Dick Lazer

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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...

FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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Shannon Scally
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Lazer Review

Hilarious conversation starter

Jacob Mullen
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Official Dick Lazer

Official Dick Lazer

Heidi Adams
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Official Dick Lazer
Best Invention since electricity

The joy it brings to peoples lives. Dick lazer! ===D~~

Joseph Mondello
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Official Dick Lazer
D lazer

It's a fun little gadget.

Luis Ortega
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Official Dick Lazer
Love it

Made my 4th of July funny as f#@& and the people around couldn’t stop laughing.

Drew Newman
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Official Dick Lazer
As expected!

Great laughs

Home Johnson
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Official BOOB Lazer
new dick

love my new dick! thanks!

Brad Milliken
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Official Dick Lazer

I love it!

Omari Heyward
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Official Dick Lazer
Great toy for cheap laughs

Parkedcahar!

John Ferber
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Official Dick Lazer
Great item

Great item a lot of fun

steve taylor
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Official Naughty Lazer
Good fun

Product has been an absolute blast at the office !

Ernest Ziegler
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Official Dick Lazer
Does the Job

Great item! Lots of laughs!

Ali Jay
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Official Dick Lazer
Ra”dick”ally Great Fun!!

So funny the reactions I get from people that see the image on someone’s face or body. Cracking up and want to know where I got it!

John Catalanotto
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer

Only issue with my dick lazer is that HR wants to see it too.

Christopher Limmer
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer

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Shannon Scally

Official Dick Lazer

Glad you're enjoying your D Lazer Shannon! Thanks for the review!

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Jacob Mullen
Lazer Review

Hilarious conversation starter

Yes, yes it is LOL! Keep having fun! Thanks for the review!

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Heidi Adams

Official Dick Lazer

Thanks for the review Heidi! Glad you're having fun with your D Lazer!

J
Joseph Mondello
Best Invention since electricity

The joy it brings to peoples lives. Dick lazer! ===D~~

Yessss! Stoked that you're enjoying your Dick Lazer! Don't leave home without it!

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Luis Ortega
D lazer

It's a fun little gadget.

Thanks for the review! Glad you're having fun!

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