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The Official Dick Lazer

The Official Dick Lazer

Regular price $19.99
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...

FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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Customer Reviews

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Jason Vorce
Perfect for the workplace!

This thing is going to be so much fun at work! I just wish I had paid attention to the fact that they have a three pack at a discounted price with different types of lasers including boobs. Still a great little gadget

LOL send us videos! And be safe! Thanks for the review Jason!

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Tony Mendoza
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Yesss, keep spreading laughter and having fun! Thanks for the review Tony!

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Lyndsey Schiller

The Official Dick Lazer

Thanks for the review Lyndsey! Enjoy the D Lazer and spread some laughter... and dicks!

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BRETT JOHNSON

Awesome

Thanks for the review Brett! Have fun with that D Lazer!

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Bill Hartman
I love it

I'm a funny guy I like to joke around I can see myself getting in trouble at work with it. It's a good thing these weren't out when I was in school.

You sound like a perfect guy for the job. Send us videos lol. Thanks for the review Bill!