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Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...
FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
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from 315 reviewsFunny to put a dick on people's faces or on the wall so they see it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I bought both the boob Lazer and dick Lazer; both have brought so many hilarious moments! It's even more hilarious to watch your pets go after a dick! Lol

Every aspect of this gag (!) gift is exceptional. My grandparents love it.

It is a fun little laser. Took it to a party and had everyone laughing. As a bonus, it actually has a regular laser pointer on the other end.

I'm 40 years old and I think this is the funniest s*** I've seen in a while

As soon as I opened up the package in my kitchen, the dick laser felt extremely familiar as I held it in my hand. I shined the images all over my kitchen, and then went outside into the nighttime and shine the dick laser on my neighbors house and I couldn’t stop laughing. It gave me a hard on.

Funny to put a dick on people's faces or on the wall so they see it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It sure is funny to have people see that D Lazer LOL! Thanks for the review!
Now, how do I use it and not get caught…….🤔
That's part of the fun! Haha thanks for the review!
I bought both the boob Lazer and dick Lazer; both have brought so many hilarious moments! It's even more hilarious to watch your pets go after a dick! Lol
Heck yeah! We want to see it! Tag us on IG @dick_lazers ! Thanks for the review Evan, glad you're havin fun!
It is sooo much fun
Yes! Keep having fun and shining those D's Ryan! Thanks for the review! Tag us on IG @dick_lazers
Works just like advertised!
Thanks for the review Locke! So glad that you're having fun and spreading laughter... and dicks!
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