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Official Dick Lazer

Official Dick Lazer

Regular price $24.99
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...

FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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Customer Reviews

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James David Busico
Funny

Funny to put a dick on people's faces or on the wall so they see it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It sure is funny to have people see that D Lazer LOL! Thanks for the review!

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WM MONACH JR
Funny HA HA

Now, how do I use it and not get caught…….🤔

That's part of the fun! Haha thanks for the review!

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Evan
Big laughs!

I bought both the boob Lazer and dick Lazer; both have brought so many hilarious moments! It's even more hilarious to watch your pets go after a dick! Lol

Heck yeah! We want to see it! Tag us on IG @dick_lazers ! Thanks for the review Evan, glad you're havin fun!

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Ryan Jorgensen
Amazing

It is sooo much fun

Yes! Keep having fun and shining those D's Ryan! Thanks for the review! Tag us on IG @dick_lazers

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Locke Page
As advertised….awesome

Works just like advertised!

Thanks for the review Locke! So glad that you're having fun and spreading laughter... and dicks!