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Official Dick Lazer

Official Dick Lazer

Regular price $24.99
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...

FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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Customer Reviews

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Mike D
10/02/2025

Dick Lazers

Hilarious, I give it five dicks!!

Reply from Dick Lazers:

Thanks for the review Mike! We appreciate it and our dicks salute you!

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Joshua Redman
10/02/2025

Anatomically correct!

Im able to change the dick lazer to suit my mood. This product goes above and beyond my expectations. 5 stars, will buy again!

Reply from Dick Lazers:

Thanks for the review Joshua! Stoked to hear that the dicks and your moods are aligned! We have some new stuff dropping in about a months so your moods may expand!

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Lisa Weiss
10/02/2025

Cool

Aving Lots of fun with my dicks 😂🤣

Reply from Dick Lazers:

Heck yeah! 5 dicks is better than 1. Or none... thanks for the review! Keep on shining!

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Kattleya Tayack
10/02/2025

Official Dick Lazer

Reply from Dick Lazers:

Thanks for the review Kattleya! Hope you keep having fun!

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Katherine Baker
10/02/2025

Hilarious and would buy again

Definitely worth the purchase. Husband and son use it everywhere we go on unsuspecting victims. We have a good laugh everytime.

Reply from Dick Lazers:

Thanks for the review Katherine! Your son and husband sound like they're putting it to good use! Send us videos or tag us on IG @dick_lazers for a chance to win a prize! We appreciate your support, shine on!