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Official Dick Lazer

Official Dick Lazer

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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...

FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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Luke Haymond

Official Dick Lazer

Hope you're having a blast Luke! Thanks for the review!

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Eric Clamage
Too much fun!

I’ve brought to several events and named the five penises. We have butt plug, needle, Dick, Bill Clinton, Peroni, Dick, bat dick and normal dick. They are great and we have tons of fun.

Thanks for the review Eric! Excellent naming! Put those guys to good use and paint the town red with dicks!

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Katie Coenen
Funny

I love this! I’m such a juvenile at heart, this is hysterical.

We are too! That's why we invented the Dick Lazer! Hope you keep spreading laughter!

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Georgia McCroskey

Official Dick Lazer

Thanks for the review Georgia! Shine on!

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Kerri Geno
It's a hit!

Bought this for my husband for father's day, I was a little late gifting it to him - but he literally gasped and got as excited as a child with a new toy! I love when I get that reaction out of him with a gift l.
Once he realized it didn't have just 1 dick, but 5 - AND a regular lazer and a flashlight - he was completely sold.
I'm sure we'll be ordering more now.

Hi Kerri! So glad to hear that your husband loved his gag gift! Sounds like the perfect man for the job! Hope you guys have a blast shining those D's!