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Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...
FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
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from 329 reviewsI’ve brought to several events and named the five penises. We have butt plug, needle, Dick, Bill Clinton, Peroni, Dick, bat dick and normal dick. They are great and we have tons of fun.

I love this! I’m such a juvenile at heart, this is hysterical.

Bought this for my husband for father's day, I was a little late gifting it to him - but he literally gasped and got as excited as a child with a new toy! I love when I get that reaction out of him with a gift l.
Once he realized it didn't have just 1 dick, but 5 - AND a regular lazer and a flashlight - he was completely sold.
I'm sure we'll be ordering more now.

This made my husband laugh and smile.

This lazer is so much fun. Weather a room full of friends, to a night out on the town. It’s so much fun to either put a dick in someone’s mouth to dicks popping up on the walls in your town, stores, or bar. Even more fun if you buy two. Then you and your friends can have dick battles everywhere!

Target audience, males of all ages! Every male will find it absolutely hilarious. Women will chuckle and not see the point of it (no pun intended)
It’s hard not to laugh at this

Funny to put a dick on people's faces or on the wall so they see it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Hope you're having a blast Luke! Thanks for the review!
I’ve brought to several events and named the five penises. We have butt plug, needle, Dick, Bill Clinton, Peroni, Dick, bat dick and normal dick. They are great and we have tons of fun.
Thanks for the review Eric! Excellent naming! Put those guys to good use and paint the town red with dicks!
I love this! I’m such a juvenile at heart, this is hysterical.
We are too! That's why we invented the Dick Lazer! Hope you keep spreading laughter!
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Thanks for the review Georgia! Shine on!
Bought this for my husband for father's day, I was a little late gifting it to him - but he literally gasped and got as excited as a child with a new toy! I love when I get that reaction out of him with a gift l.
Once he realized it didn't have just 1 dick, but 5 - AND a regular lazer and a flashlight - he was completely sold.
I'm sure we'll be ordering more now.
Hi Kerri! So glad to hear that your husband loved his gag gift! Sounds like the perfect man for the job! Hope you guys have a blast shining those D's!
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