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Official Dick Lazer

Official Dick Lazer

Regular price $24.99
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...

FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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Customer Reviews

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Janae
Amazing

Loved this. It made the perfect gift. Brother in law loves it.

Now that's a heck of a gag gift! Thanks for the review Janae! Glad it went over well!

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Roz
Funny fun

I love playing with this lazer. NGL I love making people look n laugh.

Thanks for the review Roz! Glad you're having fun and getting some laughs!

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Jeffrey Elletson
100% Funny!

The reactions and laugh out loud responses with our friends is a blast!
Send me an affiliate code and I'll sell 100 lazers every weekend! ;)

Cheers,
Jeff

Stoked that you're having so much fun Jeff! Keep on shining and spreading that laughter! Thanks for the review!

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Justin Hodge

Official Dick Lazer

Thanks for the review Justin! Keep having fun with your D Lazer!

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Ray Delarosa
Fun lazer

As described, fast shipping

Thanks for the review Ray! Glad you're having fun with your D Lazer!