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Official Dick Lazer

Official Dick Lazer

Regular price $24.99
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...

FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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Customer Reviews

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Justin Hodge

Official Dick Lazer

Thanks for the review Justin! Keep having fun with your D Lazer!

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Ray Delarosa
Fun lazer

As described, fast shipping

Thanks for the review Ray! Glad you're having fun with your D Lazer!

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Andy Leach
Perfect name!

Fantastic product! Will be ordering more!

Hi Andy, thank you for the review! So glad that you're getting laughter from the D Lazer!

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Shaun Branson
Dick Lazer

What can I say? Its exactly as described and hilarious in any situation. Putting d***s all over random people is awesome!

Haha sounds like you're having fun! Hope you keep on shining and spreading laughter (and D's). Thanks for the review Shaun!

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Vern
Great customer service and so much fun!

Not only am I pleased with my dick lazer (best purchase ever lol), I am very pleased with the easy communication with the creator of the company. There was a hiccup with the USPS and every time I reached out, I received a prompt response back and I felt like he truly cared about his customers. Thanks to them, I am now able to put my dick on everything and everyone and it has been bringing my inner 13 year old boy (I am a 38 year old woman) SO much joy! haha

Hahaha that is awesome! Thanks so much for the review Vern! I'm so happy to hear that you're having fun and the Dick Lazer is bringing you joy! Keep on shining!