The Official Dick Lazer

This is the best thing ever. Two things though, change the ship from address show it doesnt show "Dick Lazers" when you receive your package....and theres no need for the black light and flashlight...just make the lazer pointer stronger. Hope you guys crush it.

You'll find yourself in a situation where you'll be like, "Man, I wish I had a dick lazer"...so you should get one.

Love my dick lazer

I brought my wonderful Dick Lazer to my tattoo shop, and it quickly became one of the most important tools that we have. We use it on a daily basis and I don’t think the shop would be able to survive without it now. Thank you for adding this indispensable item to our lives.

I bought one for me and my dad and we love them

It’s everything you can hope for and more. My son and I have had hours of entertainment.

I bought 5 of them and gave away 3 to friends within days. I work in a bar and had my customers dying laughing with it. Gonna need some more because I’m running out!

I bought extras for my friends.

Product was exactly as described & delivered extremely fast!

I’m excited to shoot my dicks all over
My cats dig it

The Official BOOB Lazer

The dick Lazer is hilarious and not only does it deliver the 5 different dick outlines from one end but this gag also packs 3 useful tools as an added bonus on the other! Delivering a standard pointer Lazer, a low power UV light as well as a low power white light. So you always have those when it's time to get serious but you also always have a joke within reach!
Combine all that with a reasonable price and I was left with no other choice than to buy 1.
Everyone should own at least one!

So much fun!

Funny as hell. Also has a regular flashlight and UV light

Very impressed with the product and customer service response time. There is an issue with one of the chargers that is being corrected.