Official Dick Lazer

I was thoroughly overjoyed with my brand new dick lazer. Everyone from my kids to my customers loved it. Especially my 5 year old when we shined the arrays of dicks on my wife’s vehicle…it then became the “penis mobile”. At this point, I would surmise the only individual not overly joyed with the dick lazer is my wife, but I’m hopeful she will warm up to it.

In the meantime, I’m
Gonna keep shining those dicks bright and do it all night.

I wish this was available when I was in college. It's right up my ally! There's honestly no limit to this laser's use. Since it's SO concealable, you honestly can get away with using this is a restaurant, movie theater (my favorite), through a friend's window or a million other places. Just let your demented mind go wild. I highly recommend this!

I thought it was a little pricey at first but here’s what I found. Not only was there an assortment of dicks that rivals P-Town. It also is a laser pointer , a backlight and a small spot light. Perfect tool for bouncers. Check IDs on one end and point out the dicks with the other!

For what is it, I have had a lot of fun with it.

Not much to say... its amazing and exceeding my expectations! I have not stopped laughing! Even the cats love it!

My wife hates it and she’s mad at me. 5/5

I already have had my friends cracking up at the dick lazer and the antics you can into with it. Fun is guaranteed when you wield the dick lazer.

Official Dick Lazer

It's a lazer dick...what more do you want

It’s a laser. It’s a dick. It’s rechargeable. The end.

Happy with this purchase, so fun to use!

Freakin Awesome

Official Dick Lazer

At first I thought this can’t be real lol but $20 and 4 days later I got it in the mail and it’s been the best $20 I’ve spent!

Great item it's the best