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The Official Dick Lazer
The Official Dick Lazer
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...
FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
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from 233 reviewsFunny as hell. Also has a regular flashlight and UV light

Very impressed with the product and customer service response time. There is an issue with one of the chargers that is being corrected.

No regrets making this purchase! Already taken it out and painted the town red. I got to give everyone a mushroom stamp. Yea so what if I’m told I have a humor of a 12yo boy. It’s funny. Thanks D-lazers for the fast shipment out and product. Definitely a keeper. Will be back for more. ❤️

Got it and everyone is getting dicks to the forehead

Best gag gift ever!! Especially at the bar! It took photo bombing to the next level! This thing is amazing! I even had a friend try and hit it thinking it was a vape pen lol. Just wish it was a little heavier!!

Great gift for friends, also a great way to end awkward conversations by shining it on the other person’s forehead

It arrived just in time for our girls trip to Nashville. We had a blast messing with people at the bars and everyone was a good sport and thought it was hilarious.

Since purchasing the dick laser my life has been given meaning. And that meaning is to shine 5 distinct and different dicks onto the people I loathe... and the people that I love. I used to be boring...But now? I be handing out laser dicks like Oprah.

One of the funniest guy gifts I've ever bought ...great for a family party

I needed some laughs in my life and boy it worked! My family thought it was hilarious, my girlfriend did not. She’s just mad she’s not funny!

Big dicks? Little dicks? Flaccid dicks? This pen has it all.

If I hadn’t seen Danny McBride in the ad, I would have kept scrolling. Aside from the obvious laughs this thing gets, it’s also a handy little flashlight and regular laser pointer. Everyone needs a Dick Laser!

Funny as hell. Also has a regular flashlight and UV light
Funny and functional is the goal! Thanks for the review Lord Jeffrey, hope you get shining Dicks!
Very impressed with the product and customer service response time. There is an issue with one of the chargers that is being corrected.
We've got you covered! Thanks for the review Todd!
Love it!! Just wish the dick laser was a more powerful projection like the other end laser.
Hope you keep having fun with your D Lazer Michael!
No regrets making this purchase! Already taken it out and painted the town red. I got to give everyone a mushroom stamp. Yea so what if I’m told I have a humor of a 12yo boy. It’s funny. Thanks D-lazers for the fast shipment out and product. Definitely a keeper. Will be back for more. ❤️
Thanks for the review! We're happy to help bring out your inner child! Shine that D Lazer everywhere!
This is hilarious and so fun
Thanks for the review Ashley! Keep having fun with your Lazer!
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