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The Official Dick Lazer
The Official Dick Lazer
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...
FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
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from 247 reviewsThis thing is going to be so much fun at work! I just wish I had paid attention to the fact that they have a three pack at a discounted price with different types of lasers including boobs. Still a great little gadget

I'm a funny guy I like to joke around I can see myself getting in trouble at work with it. It's a good thing these weren't out when I was in school.

I purchased two, because I knew a few people it would make the perfect gift for. When they arrived, my wife, teenage daughter, and I quickly opened the package and were instantly putting dicks on each other’s faces. Great laughs. The build quality matches the price point. It’s not solid metal, but it doesn’t feel flimsy. I didn’t even realize it had other functions until I started messing with it. I was actually using the regular laser pointer a bunch today at work, so this thing is versatile. If you laughed at the ad, then you won’t be disappointed.

Finally found what my life's been missing, the dick lazer.

Saw Danny McBride gift Theo Von one of these lazers on Theo's podcast, and had to get one for a friend. Danny's quick pitch sold me.

This thing has brought so many hilarious moments. Love it!!!

It’s crazy how the dumbest things make us laugh! The BIG DICK was a hit!!

This is the best thing ever. Two things though, change the ship from address show it doesnt show "Dick Lazers" when you receive your package....and theres no need for the black light and flashlight...just make the lazer pointer stronger. Hope you guys crush it.

You'll find yourself in a situation where you'll be like, "Man, I wish I had a dick lazer"...so you should get one.

This thing is going to be so much fun at work! I just wish I had paid attention to the fact that they have a three pack at a discounted price with different types of lasers including boobs. Still a great little gadget
LOL send us videos! And be safe! Thanks for the review Jason!
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Yesss, keep spreading laughter and having fun! Thanks for the review Tony!
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Thanks for the review Lyndsey! Enjoy the D Lazer and spread some laughter... and dicks!
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Thanks for the review Brett! Have fun with that D Lazer!
I'm a funny guy I like to joke around I can see myself getting in trouble at work with it. It's a good thing these weren't out when I was in school.
You sound like a perfect guy for the job. Send us videos lol. Thanks for the review Bill!
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