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Official Dick Lazer

Official Dick Lazer

Regular price $24.99
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...

FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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Customer Reviews

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Albert Nadolski
Cool

👍🏼👍🏼

Thanks for the review Albert! Keep having fun!

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Aaron Armijo

Official Dick Lazer

Thanks for the review Aaron! Have fun with that D Lazer!

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Kevin Smith
Fun toy

Very neat lil toy

Thanks for the review Kevin! Hope you keep shining and having fun!

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Steve Sophocleous
Best useless treasure ever!!

Target audience, males of all ages! Every male will find it absolutely hilarious. Women will chuckle and not see the point of it (no pun intended)
It’s hard not to laugh at this

Thanks for the review Steve! Glad you're having a blast shining some D's!

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James David Busico
Funny

Funny to put a dick on people's faces or on the wall so they see it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It sure is funny to have people see that D Lazer LOL! Thanks for the review!