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Official Dick Lazer

Official Dick Lazer

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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...

FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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Customer Reviews

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Dave m
Wrong hole

I used it to point out to the guys where they had ran a pipe in the wrong hole through a wall. Lots of laughs, just wish it were brighter. Should have bought the 3 pack.

Thanks for the review Dave! Glad you're having some fun! You can still get the 3 pack, email me and we will take care of you!

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Tim Hulme

Official Dick Lazer

Thanks for the review! Keep on shining that Dick Lazer!

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Justin Olmstead

Absolute riot! Love messing with everyone! Gets a laugh every time.

Thanks for the review! Stoked to hear that you're having so much fun!

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Brandon
Hilarious!

I have to put it away sometimes bc I just put D's on everything. The dogs. My partner. The street at night. If I could use it like a bat signal, I would!

Hahah that's awesome! Tag us on IG @dick_lazers in some of your shenanigans! Keep on shining!

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Adam Rocha

My son gets a kick out of it it's hilarious so thank you

Stoked to hear that you and your son are having fun shining the Dick Lazer! Thanks for the review!