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Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...
FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
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from 429 reviewsAbsolute riot! Love messing with everyone! Gets a laugh every time.

I have to put it away sometimes bc I just put D's on everything. The dogs. My partner. The street at night. If I could use it like a bat signal, I would!

It works! And has all the different shapes from the ads. This is going to improve the next group photo, for sure!! 🤣

Hysterical. Love it and will be getting some for gifts as well.

Loved this. It made the perfect gift. Brother in law loves it.

I love playing with this lazer. NGL I love making people look n laugh.

The reactions and laugh out loud responses with our friends is a blast!
Send me an affiliate code and I'll sell 100 lazers every weekend! ;)
Cheers,
Jeff

What can I say? Its exactly as described and hilarious in any situation. Putting d***s all over random people is awesome!

Not only am I pleased with my dick lazer (best purchase ever lol), I am very pleased with the easy communication with the creator of the company. There was a hiccup with the USPS and every time I reached out, I received a prompt response back and I felt like he truly cared about his customers. Thanks to them, I am now able to put my dick on everything and everyone and it has been bringing my inner 13 year old boy (I am a 38 year old woman) SO much joy! haha

I used it to point out to the guys where they had ran a pipe in the wrong hole through a wall. Lots of laughs, just wish it were brighter. Should have bought the 3 pack.
Thanks for the review Dave! Glad you're having some fun! You can still get the 3 pack, email me and we will take care of you!
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Thanks for the review! Keep on shining that Dick Lazer!
Absolute riot! Love messing with everyone! Gets a laugh every time.
Thanks for the review! Stoked to hear that you're having so much fun!
I have to put it away sometimes bc I just put D's on everything. The dogs. My partner. The street at night. If I could use it like a bat signal, I would!
Hahah that's awesome! Tag us on IG @dick_lazers in some of your shenanigans! Keep on shining!
My son gets a kick out of it it's hilarious so thank you
Stoked to hear that you and your son are having fun shining the Dick Lazer! Thanks for the review!
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