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Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...
FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
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from 418 reviewsWhat can I say? Its exactly as described and hilarious in any situation. Putting d***s all over random people is awesome!

Not only am I pleased with my dick lazer (best purchase ever lol), I am very pleased with the easy communication with the creator of the company. There was a hiccup with the USPS and every time I reached out, I received a prompt response back and I felt like he truly cared about his customers. Thanks to them, I am now able to put my dick on everything and everyone and it has been bringing my inner 13 year old boy (I am a 38 year old woman) SO much joy! haha

Having fun messing with people on jibsites with this!

Bought the laser and had shipping problems. Customer service responded within a few hours and kept me up to date the entire time. Excellent work!

I had so much fun with it over the weekend .

If I could give this laser 6 dicks I would but I can't. This is definitely a 5 dick device but it also comes with a flashlight that I used to walk the dogs at night with. Also it's just fun watching dogs chase laser dicks around the house. I got a couple for some friends. They fucking love them. There's laser dicks fucking every where in this house. Sometimes it's laser dick on laser dick but I promise you it's completely consensual.

This laser is even cooler than I expected. The laser image comes out vividly and clear. The flashlight and point laser are also very bright and functional. I’m ordering more.

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Thanks for the review Justin! Keep having fun with your D Lazer!
As described, fast shipping
Thanks for the review Ray! Glad you're having fun with your D Lazer!
Fantastic product! Will be ordering more!
Hi Andy, thank you for the review! So glad that you're getting laughter from the D Lazer!
What can I say? Its exactly as described and hilarious in any situation. Putting d***s all over random people is awesome!
Haha sounds like you're having fun! Hope you keep on shining and spreading laughter (and D's). Thanks for the review Shaun!
Not only am I pleased with my dick lazer (best purchase ever lol), I am very pleased with the easy communication with the creator of the company. There was a hiccup with the USPS and every time I reached out, I received a prompt response back and I felt like he truly cared about his customers. Thanks to them, I am now able to put my dick on everything and everyone and it has been bringing my inner 13 year old boy (I am a 38 year old woman) SO much joy! haha
Hahaha that is awesome! Thanks so much for the review Vern! I'm so happy to hear that you're having fun and the Dick Lazer is bringing you joy! Keep on shining!
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