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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...
FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
Im able to change the dick lazer to suit my mood. This product goes above and beyond my expectations. 5 stars, will buy again!
Definitely worth the purchase. Husband and son use it everywhere we go on unsuspecting victims. We have a good laugh everytime.
Works great. The dick side doesn't work the best in the garage at work. That's what I wanted it for but the cats love chasing it. Works good
The most versatile lazer for all the dicks you know. The ergonomics make picking the right dick effortlessly. Well done fellas!
Me lazer dick is thee best dick me ever seen. Me gots the naughty one. Me play with meself with the boobies
Exact quote from my brother “this is perfect”. And it is.
Bought this for a friend who just had surgery and will be doing a lot of pointing and directing for a few months on the job site. The contractors should really love being d!cked around!
but also a flash light, laser pointer and black light! So useful!
LOL this is by far THE best thing I’ve bought in a long time! This ALMOST makes me feel like going to work everyday!
I got this don’t man. He laughed hysterically and we’ve both been playing with it.
Highly recommend!
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Customer Reviews
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426 Reviews
Dick Lazers
Hilarious, I give it five dicks!!
Reply from Dick Lazers:
Thanks for the review Mike! We appreciate it and our dicks salute you!
Anatomically correct!
Im able to change the dick lazer to suit my mood. This product goes above and beyond my expectations. 5 stars, will buy again!
Reply from Dick Lazers:
Thanks for the review Joshua! Stoked to hear that the dicks and your moods are aligned! We have some new stuff dropping in about a months so your moods may expand!
Cool
Aving Lots of fun with my dicks 😂🤣
Reply from Dick Lazers:
Heck yeah! 5 dicks is better than 1. Or none... thanks for the review! Keep on shining!
Official Dick Lazer
Reply from Dick Lazers:
Thanks for the review Kattleya! Hope you keep having fun!
Hilarious and would buy again
Definitely worth the purchase. Husband and son use it everywhere we go on unsuspecting victims. We have a good laugh everytime.
Reply from Dick Lazers:
Thanks for the review Katherine! Your son and husband sound like they're putting it to good use! Send us videos or tag us on IG @dick_lazers for a chance to win a prize! We appreciate your support, shine on!