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Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...
FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
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from 494 reviewsI sent this as a gift to my bestie that lives far away. Sometimes it’s fun to send things that just make people laugh. She loved it and I’m sure she’ll have a lot of fun with it
Love it great novelty item telling every adult I know
I’m a comedian and whenever some jackass is trying to be part of the show, they get a dick on the face
I’m 64 years old female, but I still think like a kid. Nobody sees stuff like this coming from me which makes it funnier when I get caught or admit it… lol. This toy is a lot of fun and even my cats are getting a lot of enjoyment out of the laser light. A solid 10 across the board.
Gave it to my Adult College Nephew
He absolutely Loves this
This is so fun I can’t wait to give it as a gift! Yes I had to try it out first!
This is a must have product to bring out with the boys. Have a few beers and dicks start showing up everywhere. Great times and great laughs. You guys nailed this product. Bought a few more for my friends.
We have a few guys in the shop that will draw a dick on some equipment in Sharpie. I can now dick the Dick and take pictures, hahahahahahahahahahahahabsa !!
The situation of our country now is stressful and angry. This product brings much needed joy. I can tell you many have laughed out loud, and you have brought real happiness to our lives. Thank you for your contribution to our well-being. Keep spreading your dicks. The world needs them. ;-)
I bought one and think it's hilarious. Don't like the cross over to the open-legged woman one. Jumped the shark into too crass for me, but there's probably an audience for that one.
I bought this for my daughter and I got a text from her…..best gift ever!
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