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Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...
FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
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from 463 reviewsIm able to change the dick lazer to suit my mood. This product goes above and beyond my expectations. 5 stars, will buy again!

Definitely worth the purchase. Husband and son use it everywhere we go on unsuspecting victims. We have a good laugh everytime.

Works great. The dick side doesn't work the best in the garage at work. That's what I wanted it for but the cats love chasing it. Works good

The most versatile lazer for all the dicks you know. The ergonomics make picking the right dick effortlessly. Well done fellas!

Me lazer dick is thee best dick me ever seen. Me gots the naughty one. Me play with meself with the boobies

Exact quote from my brother “this is perfect”. And it is.

Bought this for a friend who just had surgery and will be doing a lot of pointing and directing for a few months on the job site. The contractors should really love being d!cked around!

but also a flash light, laser pointer and black light! So useful!

LOL this is by far THE best thing I’ve bought in a long time! This ALMOST makes me feel like going to work everyday!

I got this don’t man. He laughed hysterically and we’ve both been playing with it.
Highly recommend!

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