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The Official Dick Lazer

The Official Dick Lazer

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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...

FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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Customer Reviews

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Cannabis Riley

The Official Dick Lazer

Thanks for the review Riley! Hope you continue to enjoy that D Lazer!

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Aaron Pulver
What it says on the box

It’s exactly as advertised. If you’re not happy with it, make better choices. Be fun, be creative, and have fun annoying people.

Yes! Sounds like you're having fun and we're happy to be a part of that! Keep up the good work Aaron, we salute you!

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Jenn Schachte
Tons of Laughs!

Makes for tons of laughs with my “grown up” friends!

We're also 'grown ups' and we thank you for trusting us with your laughter. Thanks for the review Jenn! Enjoy that D Lazer!

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Thijs Jacobson
A lot of fun

It is a silly gadget but it a lot of fun. I wish the focus was better at closer distances but that is minor

Thanks for the review Thijs! Hope you keep having fun shining dicks and spreading joy throughout the land!

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Robert Heideman
Super fun!

Very fun toy to have in my arsenal.

We are honored to be in your arsenal. Thanks for the review Robert! Keep shining schlong.