Official Dick Lazer

I bought this for some great sophmoric fun and I got a whole lot more! I apparently did not read the website close enough, I didn't realize all the extra features. It was a pleasant surprise to see that it had a regular laser pointer, flashlight, and black light feature. This is one Hell of a deal. I maybe back for one of the other Dick Lasers.

I bought the Dick Lazer for our annual Independence Day Celebration and can't wait to use the Dick Lazer on my family 😂😂😂

Just received mine. Yesterday went out last night, and it already paid for itself. They were a hit!!

Arrived on time having lots of fun LOL

Have a blast with it

Having a Blast

If you are in retail, use this to shine onto the backs of rude a55hole customers to notify your coworkers to approach cautiously. They have been warned.
I just assumed it was just the dick laser but the other features are nice to have as well. I can’t believe how well the notification process and order process and shipping worked… so smooth and quickly processed and delivered asap.
And just the hilarity of it all with wording of the notifications. I don’t leave reviews regularly by no means but I had to tell yall this. Thank you. I’ll get getting a few more for Christmas gifts because I don’t want to loan out my dicklaser. Folks love it.
Thank you,
Rajat

Southern Middle Tennessee

If you are an obnoxious ass like me……need I say more!

The dick gets a lot of laughs, but that aside, it’s also a regular laser pointer, a UV light, and a flashlight. I like it.

Pretty funny and I was surprised that it was two-sided with separate switches and one side is the laser with several different designs built into a spinning wheel and then the other side is a laser pointer and a black light flashlight as well as a regular flashlight so very impressed by this little gadget

Official Dick Lazer

Sooo funny!

Official Dick Lazer

I was thoroughly overjoyed with my brand new dick lazer. Everyone from my kids to my customers loved it. Especially my 5 year old when we shined the arrays of dicks on my wife’s vehicle…it then became the “penis mobile”. At this point, I would surmise the only individual not overly joyed with the dick lazer is my wife, but I’m hopeful she will warm up to it.

In the meantime, I’m
Gonna keep shining those dicks bright and do it all night.

I wish this was available when I was in college. It's right up my ally! There's honestly no limit to this laser's use. Since it's SO concealable, you honestly can get away with using this is a restaurant, movie theater (my favorite), through a friend's window or a million other places. Just let your demented mind go wild. I highly recommend this!