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Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...
FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
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These are top notch!! If weiners and boobs make you laugh, these are for you....
I love this idea but the only problem is I have to use it from a far distance to see the image clearly other than that this is a great idea lol. I know a lot of my friends are getting it after they saw mine :))
I just can’t stop grabbing my dick and flashing it around. Everybody else wants to hold my dick too. They will just have to get their own because it’s hard for me to let go. Thanks for the fun!
Bought 4 of these as fun Christmas gifts for my husband and 3 adult sons !!
Best Lazer i have ever seen . Can't get enough of it. Its awsome.
I'm my profession you need a good sense of humor and this Dick Lazer was perfect for random laughs. My older teen who was originally horrified now finds it hysterical and has stolen it. I will be buying another.
I love it! I bought it to use at work for fun and it did not disappoint!
Love this Lazer. It has multiple functions, works great and is hysterical! My friends had a ball with this and there were a lot of laughs. Can be used without the di*&k feature too. Great product!
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