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Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...
FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
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from 320 reviewsThis lazer is so much fun. Weather a room full of friends, to a night out on the town. It’s so much fun to either put a dick in someone’s mouth to dicks popping up on the walls in your town, stores, or bar. Even more fun if you buy two. Then you and your friends can have dick battles everywhere!

Target audience, males of all ages! Every male will find it absolutely hilarious. Women will chuckle and not see the point of it (no pun intended)
It’s hard not to laugh at this

Funny to put a dick on people's faces or on the wall so they see it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I bought both the boob Lazer and dick Lazer; both have brought so many hilarious moments! It's even more hilarious to watch your pets go after a dick! Lol

Every aspect of this gag (!) gift is exceptional. My grandparents love it.

It is a fun little laser. Took it to a party and had everyone laughing. As a bonus, it actually has a regular laser pointer on the other end.

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Thanks for the review Albert! Keep having fun!
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Thanks for the review Aaron! Have fun with that D Lazer!
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Thanks for the review Kevin! Hope you keep shining and having fun!
Target audience, males of all ages! Every male will find it absolutely hilarious. Women will chuckle and not see the point of it (no pun intended)
It’s hard not to laugh at this
Thanks for the review Steve! Glad you're having a blast shining some D's!
Funny to put a dick on people's faces or on the wall so they see it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It sure is funny to have people see that D Lazer LOL! Thanks for the review!
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