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The Official Dick Lazer

The Official Dick Lazer

Regular price $19.99
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...

FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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Customer Reviews

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Thijs Jacobson
A lot of fun

It is a silly gadget but it a lot of fun. I wish the focus was better at closer distances but that is minor

Thanks for the review Thijs! Hope you keep having fun shining dicks and spreading joy throughout the land!

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Robert Heideman
Super fun!

Very fun toy to have in my arsenal.

We are honored to be in your arsenal. Thanks for the review Robert! Keep shining schlong.

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Erin
So Funny

Love my dick lazer. It's getting a lot of laughs. Make sure to fully charge for maximum dickstance.

Hahaha hell yeah! Glad you're enjoying your D Lazer Erin! Thanks for the review and hope you keep having a blast spreading laughter and dicks!

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Michael Sommer
Cock light

This dick laser has got me through many long boring seminars and also kicked out of a few

Hahaha tag us on IG @dick_lazers we'd love to see some of that action LOL! Thanks for the review Michael! Enjoy that D Lazer!

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Frank Brown
Lmao

This will never ever not be hysterical. My buddy is a across the bar talking to some random. Then bam! Dick on his cheek. 🤣

That's the way to do it! Thanks for the review Frank! Keep having fun with that D Lazer!