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SaleDickhead Hat
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Official Dick Lazer
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Funny to put a dick on people's faces or on the wall so they see it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I bought both the boob Lazer and dick Lazer; both have brought so many hilarious moments! It's even more hilarious to watch your pets go after a dick! Lol
Every aspect of this gag (!) gift is exceptional. My grandparents love it.
It is a fun little laser. Took it to a party and had everyone laughing. As a bonus, it actually has a regular laser pointer on the other end.
I'm 40 years old and I think this is the funniest s*** I've seen in a while
As soon as I opened up the package in my kitchen, the dick laser felt extremely familiar as I held it in my hand. I shined the images all over my kitchen, and then went outside into the nighttime and shine the dick laser on my neighbors house and I couldn’t stop laughing. It gave me a hard on.
