Meat Beater T-Shirt

Got it and everyone is getting dicks to the forehead

Best gag gift ever!! Especially at the bar! It took photo bombing to the next level! This thing is amazing! I even had a friend try and hit it thinking it was a vape pen lol. Just wish it was a little heavier!!

Great gift for friends, also a great way to end awkward conversations by shining it on the other person’s forehead

It arrived just in time for our girls trip to Nashville. We had a blast messing with people at the bars and everyone was a good sport and thought it was hilarious.

Since purchasing the dick laser my life has been given meaning. And that meaning is to shine 5 distinct and different dicks onto the people I loathe... and the people that I love. I used to be boring...But now? I be handing out laser dicks like Oprah.

One of the funniest guy gifts I've ever bought ...great for a family party

I needed some laughs in my life and boy it worked! My family thought it was hilarious, my girlfriend did not. She’s just mad she’s not funny!

Fun times!!! Never gets old.

Big dicks? Little dicks? Flaccid dicks? This pen has it all.

👍👍👍

If I hadn’t seen Danny McBride in the ad, I would have kept scrolling. Aside from the obvious laughs this thing gets, it’s also a handy little flashlight and regular laser pointer. Everyone needs a Dick Laser!

We have had tons of fun, laughing like kids.

The Official Dick Lazer

The Official Dick Lazer

Lazer yogurt slingers! Shit is hilarious.