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"My name is Dick" Name Tag T-Shirt
"My name is Dick" Name Tag T-Shirt
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Now you don't have to introduce yourself! Everyone will know you're a Dick! No more awkward conversations, no more forgetting your name! Make a statement when you walk in a room. Great gift for birthdays, pranks, coworkers, friends and enemies.
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton, ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
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from 494 reviewsI sent this as a gift to my bestie that lives far away. Sometimes it’s fun to send things that just make people laugh. She loved it and I’m sure she’ll have a lot of fun with it
Love it great novelty item telling every adult I know
I’m a comedian and whenever some jackass is trying to be part of the show, they get a dick on the face
I’m 64 years old female, but I still think like a kid. Nobody sees stuff like this coming from me which makes it funnier when I get caught or admit it… lol. This toy is a lot of fun and even my cats are getting a lot of enjoyment out of the laser light. A solid 10 across the board.
Gave it to my Adult College Nephew
He absolutely Loves this
This is so fun I can’t wait to give it as a gift! Yes I had to try it out first!
This is a must have product to bring out with the boys. Have a few beers and dicks start showing up everywhere. Great times and great laughs. You guys nailed this product. Bought a few more for my friends.
We have a few guys in the shop that will draw a dick on some equipment in Sharpie. I can now dick the Dick and take pictures, hahahahahahahahahahahahabsa !!
The situation of our country now is stressful and angry. This product brings much needed joy. I can tell you many have laughed out loud, and you have brought real happiness to our lives. Thank you for your contribution to our well-being. Keep spreading your dicks. The world needs them. ;-)
I bought one and think it's hilarious. Don't like the cross over to the open-legged woman one. Jumped the shark into too crass for me, but there's probably an audience for that one.
I bought this for my daughter and I got a text from her…..best gift ever!
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