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Let customers speak for us
Im able to change the dick lazer to suit my mood. This product goes above and beyond my expectations. 5 stars, will buy again!
Definitely worth the purchase. Husband and son use it everywhere we go on unsuspecting victims. We have a good laugh everytime.
Works great. The dick side doesn't work the best in the garage at work. That's what I wanted it for but the cats love chasing it. Works good
The most versatile lazer for all the dicks you know. The ergonomics make picking the right dick effortlessly. Well done fellas!
Me lazer dick is thee best dick me ever seen. Me gots the naughty one. Me play with meself with the boobies
Bought this for a friend who just had surgery and will be doing a lot of pointing and directing for a few months on the job site. The contractors should really love being d!cked around!
but also a flash light, laser pointer and black light! So useful!
LOL this is by far THE best thing I’ve bought in a long time! This ALMOST makes me feel like going to work everyday!
I got this don’t man. He laughed hysterically and we’ve both been playing with it.
Highly recommend!
