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"My name is Dick" Name Tag T-Shirt
"My name is Dick" Name Tag T-Shirt
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Now you don't have to introduce yourself! Everyone will know you're a Dick! No more awkward conversations, no more forgetting your name! Make a statement when you walk in a room. Great gift for birthdays, pranks, coworkers, friends and enemies.
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton, ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
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Let customers speak for us
from 429 reviewsAbsolute riot! Love messing with everyone! Gets a laugh every time.

I have to put it away sometimes bc I just put D's on everything. The dogs. My partner. The street at night. If I could use it like a bat signal, I would!

It works! And has all the different shapes from the ads. This is going to improve the next group photo, for sure!! 🤣

Hysterical. Love it and will be getting some for gifts as well.

Loved this. It made the perfect gift. Brother in law loves it.

I love playing with this lazer. NGL I love making people look n laugh.

The reactions and laugh out loud responses with our friends is a blast!
Send me an affiliate code and I'll sell 100 lazers every weekend! ;)
Cheers,
Jeff

What can I say? Its exactly as described and hilarious in any situation. Putting d***s all over random people is awesome!

Not only am I pleased with my dick lazer (best purchase ever lol), I am very pleased with the easy communication with the creator of the company. There was a hiccup with the USPS and every time I reached out, I received a prompt response back and I felt like he truly cared about his customers. Thanks to them, I am now able to put my dick on everything and everyone and it has been bringing my inner 13 year old boy (I am a 38 year old woman) SO much joy! haha

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