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I had so much fun with it over the weekend .
If I could give this laser 6 dicks I would but I can't. This is definitely a 5 dick device but it also comes with a flashlight that I used to walk the dogs at night with. Also it's just fun watching dogs chase laser dicks around the house. I got a couple for some friends. They fucking love them. There's laser dicks fucking every where in this house. Sometimes it's laser dick on laser dick but I promise you it's completely consensual.
This laser is even cooler than I expected. The laser image comes out vividly and clear. The flashlight and point laser are also very bright and functional. I’m ordering more.
Bought a novelty lazer from Dick Lazers because clearly I’m a person of taste and zero self-restraint. The first one showed up with a minor issue, nothing tragic, just enough to make me wonder if it had been partying too hard in the warehouse and had whiskey Dick.
I shot off an email thinking I’d hear back in a few days, maybe a week if Mercury was in retrograde. Instead, they replied fast. Like “did they just teleport that response?” fast. And they didn’t just fix the issue…..they went full beast mode and took care of it better than I expected.
Most people write reviews about the product. And sure, the lazer is exactly what you’d want from something sold by a company named Dick Lazers. It’s ridiculous. It’s glorious. It’s probably illegal in at least three small countries. But what really matters? The team behind it is the real deal. They actually give a damn.
In a world full of ghosted support tickets and corporate shrugging, Dick Lazers delivers Hard. Respect.
If your questioning your purchase… DONT lol
I bought it because it was funny and a good price. I got it quick and it’s just like the videos or better. Great gift idea too
I don't care what or who it is, it's getting dicked.
The pictures are clear to see and vibrant. We had so much fun with the naughty lazer as well.
Dick lazer is awesome!! So many Dicks to choose from. It has great distance. Lazer Dicks on side of neighbors house perfectly. More distance the bigger the Dick gets. Totally satisfied 🫡🫡
This rating scale should be in dicks, not stars. Either way I give it 5 dicks. You couldn't ask for a classier way to put a smile on people faces. Or should I say a dick on their face. Either way they end up with both. Nice job dick lazers. All you need now is a to mount one to a shark.
