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Who doesn't love boobs? Shine 'em everywhere!
Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...
FEATURES: 5 hilarious boobs, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
Im able to change the dick lazer to suit my mood. This product goes above and beyond my expectations. 5 stars, will buy again!
Definitely worth the purchase. Husband and son use it everywhere we go on unsuspecting victims. We have a good laugh everytime.
Works great. The dick side doesn't work the best in the garage at work. That's what I wanted it for but the cats love chasing it. Works good
The most versatile lazer for all the dicks you know. The ergonomics make picking the right dick effortlessly. Well done fellas!
Me lazer dick is thee best dick me ever seen. Me gots the naughty one. Me play with meself with the boobies
Exact quote from my brother “this is perfect”. And it is.
Bought this for a friend who just had surgery and will be doing a lot of pointing and directing for a few months on the job site. The contractors should really love being d!cked around!
but also a flash light, laser pointer and black light! So useful!
LOL this is by far THE best thing I’ve bought in a long time! This ALMOST makes me feel like going to work everyday!
I got this don’t man. He laughed hysterically and we’ve both been playing with it.
Highly recommend!
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Customer Reviews
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9 Reviews
As expected!
Great laughs
Reply from Dick Lazers:
Yeww! So glad you're enjoying the BOOB Lazer! Everybody loves BOOBS!
Hilarious
Reply from Dick Lazers:
Thanks for the review Darren! Hope you keep shining D's and having fun!
The Official BOOB Lazer
Reply from Dick Lazers:
Thanks for the review Ismael! Hope you keep enjoying that BOOB Lazer!
Dick Lazer Fun!!
This is the best lazer pointer a man can have. Already got people at work with it and now gonna have some fun in Florida with the boys while they preview there new brewery!!!
Reply from Dick Lazers:
Yewwww! Glad you're having some D Lazer fun! Keep creating laughter! Tag us on IG @dick_lazers !!!
Best gift ever
I take my dick lasers with me everywhere. Never know when an opportunity will pop up. I only wish there were different colors, like blue and green.
Reply from Dick Lazers:
Thanks for the review Josh! Stoked to hear that you're enjoying your Lazers and having fun!