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Official BOOB Lazer
Official BOOB Lazer
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Who doesn't love boobs? Shine 'em everywhere!
Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...
FEATURES: 5 hilarious boobs, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by BOOB Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how BOOB Lazers are used. BOOB Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
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from 293 reviewsThis is a well designed device. Unlike most lasers, the on button is a switch! Also, easy to change the images. Blacklight, red dot laser, and flashlight on the ass end! And usbc, perfect. Light and compact. Best part, laser switch protector so it doesn't turn on in your pocket. Better than expected, 5🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆s!!

If ever an item should receive a six star rating, it is the Dick Lazer. It is literally never NOT funny. I already own two because I always want to have a back up.

Work great dick comes with great responsibility! LOL I love it, so freaking funny. It works very well, especially at night.

I got this because I thought it would be a funny gag gift but it's actually pretty sick. The lazer is stronger/clearer than i was expecting. I didn't even know it had a decent flashlight, black light and regular lazer pointer too. Definitely worth the money.

Always ready to do for opportunities.

My cats love chasing little dicks all around the house and don’t get me started on how many line cooks have had the D on the face mid shift

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Thanks for the review Ismael! Hope you keep enjoying that BOOB Lazer!
This is the best lazer pointer a man can have. Already got people at work with it and now gonna have some fun in Florida with the boys while they preview there new brewery!!!
Yewwww! Glad you're having some D Lazer fun! Keep creating laughter! Tag us on IG @dick_lazers !!!
I take my dick lasers with me everywhere. Never know when an opportunity will pop up. I only wish there were different colors, like blue and green.
Thanks for the review Josh! Stoked to hear that you're enjoying your Lazers and having fun!
Bought several for Christmas party gift presents and they were a big hit. My only wish was that the last when used in novelty mode was brighter. I understand the challenge of that, but I would sacrifice the normal laser pointer in order to make other brighter.
Thank you for your review! We are very happy that our Lazers were a Christmas party hit! Thanks for ordering!
If you don't have a boob lazer to go with your dick laser, you are missing the opportunity to frost the peaks.
Hahaha heck of a review! Thanks Brandon, we're happy to hear you're doing the lord's work!
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