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Official BOOB Lazer
Official BOOB Lazer
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Who doesn't love boobs? Shine 'em everywhere!
Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...
FEATURES: 5 hilarious boobs, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by BOOB Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how BOOB Lazers are used. BOOB Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
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from 329 reviewsI’ve brought to several events and named the five penises. We have butt plug, needle, Dick, Bill Clinton, Peroni, Dick, bat dick and normal dick. They are great and we have tons of fun.

I love this! I’m such a juvenile at heart, this is hysterical.

Bought this for my husband for father's day, I was a little late gifting it to him - but he literally gasped and got as excited as a child with a new toy! I love when I get that reaction out of him with a gift l.
Once he realized it didn't have just 1 dick, but 5 - AND a regular lazer and a flashlight - he was completely sold.
I'm sure we'll be ordering more now.

This made my husband laugh and smile.

This lazer is so much fun. Weather a room full of friends, to a night out on the town. It’s so much fun to either put a dick in someone’s mouth to dicks popping up on the walls in your town, stores, or bar. Even more fun if you buy two. Then you and your friends can have dick battles everywhere!

Target audience, males of all ages! Every male will find it absolutely hilarious. Women will chuckle and not see the point of it (no pun intended)
It’s hard not to laugh at this

Funny to put a dick on people's faces or on the wall so they see it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Thanks for the review Darren! Hope you keep shining D's and having fun!
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Thanks for the review Ismael! Hope you keep enjoying that BOOB Lazer!
This is the best lazer pointer a man can have. Already got people at work with it and now gonna have some fun in Florida with the boys while they preview there new brewery!!!
Yewwww! Glad you're having some D Lazer fun! Keep creating laughter! Tag us on IG @dick_lazers !!!
I take my dick lasers with me everywhere. Never know when an opportunity will pop up. I only wish there were different colors, like blue and green.
Thanks for the review Josh! Stoked to hear that you're enjoying your Lazers and having fun!
Bought several for Christmas party gift presents and they were a big hit. My only wish was that the last when used in novelty mode was brighter. I understand the challenge of that, but I would sacrifice the normal laser pointer in order to make other brighter.
Thank you for your review! We are very happy that our Lazers were a Christmas party hit! Thanks for ordering!
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